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submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

freya crescent is so cool. they should put her in a videogame someday

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

"Robin Hood, Robin Hood," said Little John, "Come dance before the Queen-a! In a red petticoat and a green jacket A white hose and a green-a."

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Yesterday I downloaded The Bazaar and I don't even have time to sleep any more

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

The shoebill, known as the Balaeniceps rex, is a long-legged wading bird known as far back as Ancient Egypt. Its bill is the third longest of all birds after pelicans and storks. It stands up to 1.5m tall. They are sensitive to human disturbance and so are elusive to birdwatchers. #AnimalFactMonday

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

The cat projectile-vomited from the top of the cat tree today, in case you wanted to know how my day was going

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

2024 was one of the worst on record, but has set me up for an absolutely life-changing 2025. I am excited for a new adventure! 😊

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

I'm about to drive vaguely past a supermarket so I may never see home again

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Today I simultaneously discovered Balatro, and destroyed all my free time

submitted 64 days ago • 1 comment

Wake up honey the #AnimalFactMonday Quiz 2024 just dropped. High score today was 20 out of 42.5 - can anyone do better?

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

Sea Elf

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

Manatees are herbivores who spend 50% of their time sleeping, and 50% of their time grazing. They use their flippers to dig for plants. They are known as sea cows due to their slow, curious nature. Manatees are so frequently mistaken for mermaids, their scientific name is Sirenia. #AnimalFactMonday

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Gotcha Day to this big stinky idiot. Sorry you're spending our special day in a cattery. Tomorrow you will get lots of head kisses and held like a baby.

submitted 78 days ago • 1 comment

The day in which my age must increase has arrived

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

Coelacanths are living fossil fish that have existed as long as 410 million years. It was thought they went extinct 66 million years ago, but were residcovered in 1938. They grow up to 2m and 90kg. They live to 100 years. They have 8 fins and can orient themselves in any direction. #AnimalFactMonday

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

I made the viral Reddit brownies

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

Hello, it's me

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments