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caladria.bsky.social
Ofmd, old millennial, neurospicy, she/her https://archiveofourown.org/users/caladria/ #ofmdficrec #ofmdfic
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None of you will ever know the wealth associated with Crown Prince Azi's grand scheme, of course, because he approached me and me alone www.32auctions.com/organization...

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

You have to know, you all give me the confidence and space to try something new ☺️ Ed is feeling like a work of art, as intended. Based o classical sculpture known as sleeping faun. #nsfw #ofmdfanart #edwardteach

submitted 22 hours ago • 32 comments

You must be DISCREET. Tell NO ONE. www.32auctions.com/organization...

submitted 17 hours ago • 48 comments

DJ winning all his own items on march first

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

How spectating the auction makes me feel 🥹🏳️‍⚧️💕

submitted 22 hours ago • 2 comments

Go wild, friends. www.32auctions.com/organization... www.32auctions.com/organization... (thanks @david-jenkins.bsky.social!)

submitted 1 day ago • 33 comments

One of the funniest things about Spock is that once every seven years he gets so horny that he might blow up the ship or strangle the captain to death in pure horny fury but he doesn’t really think to let anyone know about it even though it’s been six and a half years since it happened last.

submitted 3 days ago • 71 comments

Has anyone got any recs for left handed crochet tutorials? I got a beginner kit but of course the instructions are for the right handed people and my brain ain't translating them easily.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

They buried him prematurely. Frenchie was the first to hear it, his musician ears picking up on the steady rhythm banging against the wood of the coffin. The high pitched, muffled shouts. “I think… Izzy… is alive?”

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Every so often I think I'm normal and then I remember that planning one (1) thing is a delicate balance of clearing my calendar either side of The Event to make sure I'm rested and give myself recovery time, and that most people do not have to do this. Honestly sometimes the tism just sucks.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

#wipwednesday #ofmdfic more of the ex-house I think

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

#taketwotuesday #ofmdfic Let's do a little meetcute from last summer. E rated, 6k words, set in the historical decade of the 2000s (honestly fuck you AO3 why do you hurt me). archiveofourown.org/works/58089619

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

🔥

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

This is perfection 😂😍

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Dizzily sweet.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Thank you so much to @aletea.bsky.social for my amazing @thecanyoncraft.bsky.social gift! I have wanted a wooden shark since *that episode* and here it is. It is perfect 😍 The scarf is absolutely lovely, and so intricately made, like waves for my shark to swim in. I am in love 🤗🥰

submitted 12 days ago • 6 comments

I think I'm so shy that people assume I'm 10/10 Unapproachable when really I'm just too autistic to be good at playing that game and the ADHD didn't come with the rizz.

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

#wipwednesday #ofmdfic something that's cooking a bit

submitted 13 days ago • 8 comments

#taketwotuesday #ofmdfic have some Mary/Evelyn smut from last week's @ofmdrareships.bsky.social - 5k words, canon era archiveofourown.org/works/62776939

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment