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"Funny stuff that's no joke." We're Stitch and Sparkler 🌪️🧠 supporting other neurodivergents with humor, resources and community. ❤️‍🩹 Join us! www.calamitybrains.com
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#Neurodivergent sleep is hard work. Toss, turn, rinse, repeat. Just know that if you are up at 2 am unable to sleep, one of us is probably right there with you. ❤️😳 #funnystuffthatsnojoke #adhd #asd #audhd

#MondayMorningMisery meetings can be filled with polite laughter when nothing is funny. For #neurodivergents it can become a nightmare. Please like and follow so other NDs find us! ❤️🌪️🧠 Get more info about ADHD and Autism with HUMOR 😄 and resources at www.calamitybrains.com #funnystuffthatsnojoke

Happy Juneteenth to all who celebrate! 🤎🖤 #juneteenth

Eye contact can feel different for Neurodivergents: uncomfortably invasive, intimate, even physically painful. If this isn’t the case for you, imagine unexpectedly seeing the butt crack of someone you don’t know (someone doing repairs at your house). What to do? You probably look away! #asd #adhd

Neighbor: “You’ve got a yard full of rainbows.” Husband: “Someone stole her Pride flag and it pissed her off.” As my son said, “Don’t fuck with Sparkler’s rainbow shit. You think you’ve seen rainbow shit? Buckle up, buttercup.” Neurodivergence & LGBTQIA+ often go hand in hand. We love you. #pride

Neighbor: “You’ve got a yard full of rainbows.” Husband: “Someone stole her Pride flag and it pissed her off.” As my son said, “Don’t fuck with Sparkler’s rainbow shit. You think you’ve seen rainbow shit? Buckle up, buttercup.” Neurodivergence & LGBTQIA+ often go hand in hand. We love you. #pride

Me: Let me call you back, (husband) is trying to call me. Stitch: OK. (Later) Me: He just wanted to know if I still wanted my shoe in the oven Stitch: Sole food! Me: This is what I like about you, instead of asking why the fuck do you have a shoe in the oven, you just riff on it. #NDfriends #asd