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They/He, Pan/Poly, Youtuber/Streamer. Host of @Dipships.boats. Cohost of The Millennium Microphone. TheCalamityCarl @ Gmail Pfp by @ricecakehomie.bsky.social https://linktr.ee/calamitycarl
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Mimighoul and Crystron in MD......... I've been waiting for this

🚨HUGE News🚨 🐸BIG HOPS is a froggy platformer with deep movement, fresh tongue-gameplay, where you use powerful veggies to grow paths forward! ✨Free demo out NOW 🎮Coming to Nintendo Switch 1 & 2 in Q4 2025 💰Our publisher dropped us, so we're KICKSTARTING (links below)

Just woke up to immediate fight or flight response because Sean started having a violent seizure next to me in bed and dropped his phone. Please help, I'm very close to crying I've slept maybe all of 2 hours

Spoiling deltarune for me is of course going to get you blocked, but I might also come to your house and kill you, so look forward to that too

Im sorry to ask for help again, but life isn't good right now. We currently cannot pay our electric bill, and mike is having 700 deducted from his paycheck from other bills we have had to pay. Sean also may need surgery again, his neurologist thinks he has a calcified disk www.paypal.me/ShorahArt

how can you say no to that face

Dude i feel AWFUL today, my head is KILLING me and I'm extremely tired

Office Lady Cynthia

WAS is an experimental puzzle platformer that I made in a week with my friend Joe. All the music is played manually via an in-game boombox and cassette tapes. It's short and weird and you can play it in your browser and I want to work on it some more if folks are interested. supertry.itch.io/was

do you see the vision

Our Heroes go on the search for The Meats only to find a weird Mac n cheese plus an orange shake. Arby’s (for some reason) scores really well nearly every time we have it. Can a pivot to some bbq sandwiches keep them at the top? New 100% Eat is out now.

if any of you mother fuckers spoil Deltarune 3 and 4 for me before I can plow through it I swear to the mighty Zeus I will strike ye down with the fullest extent of my power, and also this gun I found.

Shorah is creating Demons with reckless abandon.

Yeah I have no idea how I did this first try.

Sex is great, but what about the inescapable allure of the inclined elevator.

Just spent the last 30 minutes explaining to a grown man how 1×0=0 as he gave examples that were addition and subtraction before he asked "what's the definition of multiplication?"

ITS PRIDE MONTH 24-6-01 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

Charles Barkley's words of wisdom

Anybody know Outkast?

Every Mario Party minigame is happening to Jordan in real life.

I don't know anymore man

My silly Star Trek podcast is fundraising for The Trevor Project for Gay Pride Month for the fifth year in a row (or maybe sixth??) and we’d love to have you drop some donations at our fundraiser page! The US government is about to yank all funding from Trevor so they need donations more than ever!

The lesson KZ learned was to never help Eri.

Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today. I'm so angry.

dude im so tired i dont wanna go to work i wanna go back to sleep :(

デデンネ「顔のお肉がちょっと邪魔…」

This is most definitely a set of Monsters. ygorganization.com/tcg-battles-... #yugioh #遊戯王

RIP to Jonathan Joss, voice actor for John Redcorn. This is his post from a couple months ago about how upset he was to not be included in the reboot party. He deserved better & i hope Mike Judge will make an effort to honor such a pillar of this show. Holy shit.

One of the funniest jokes in TV history big RIP

📙New Shop Listing📙 Necronomicon faux virtual pets are live! Each comes with two glow in the dark swappable screens, are compatible with my other ones, and are cute. Also available is an option with a mini Necro keychain. Shares appreciated! shawnjpb.etsy.com/listing/4314...

chapter 1 was funny toby fox is quite possibly the only guy who can be like "please download NOTAVIRUS.exe" and millions will go "yes mr. fox 🫡"