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I AM COMEDIAN. I MAKE JOKE. no promises on my jokes being funny. Scifi Writer (Pen name Zebulon Boone; co-w CJ Ripley). Doing market research on what messaging sells and doesn't sell under a dystopian regime. This is of personal interest to me. ICT, Ks
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In the depths of the Nebraskan winter, 2400 people came out to listen to Bernie Sanders in Omaha last night. 800 had to be turned away at the door. Over 190,000 tuned into the livestream. There is a movement to be harnessed here. @sanders.senate.gov (📸 Anna Bahr)

Democracy 2.0 is going to need to rely on something more than strongly worded promises. Instead of oaths, could we maybe try shock collars?

Musk and Trump are just mad that Luigi and Zelenskyy have been mailed more undergarments than they have.

This may be an oversimplified litmus test, but it's a place to start: has the politician in question publicly used the words "Oligarchs/Oligarchy" to describe what's going on? If not, they're not addressing the real problem.

I did not expect this to break me into pieces so thoroughly in seconds. Is this what hope and community feels like?

...But enough about me, Jeffries, how was your day? ...A book signing, you say?

Holy Fucking Shit. If Biden had ever shown this level of mental incoherence, Hunter himself would have called for his resignation. What. The. Fuck. Is going on. Why are none of the adults in the room concerned?

They will arrest people and kill them in their new camps outside the US. These are rape/torture camps people, why don't people see we're going to be rounded up and shot? They will use the information on BlueSky to start targeting us and slowly making us disappear..... bsky.app/profile/outo...

What kills me is that we have all the knowledge, all the technology, and all the manufacturing power we realistically need to build as near perfect a Utopia as humanly possible. Free from limits and constraints, every person able to thrive. And instead we chose destroying the planet for greed.

"Where were you the day Kash Patel was confirmed?" "On a book tour." "Gentlemen... I rest my case."

Hakeem Fuckin Jeffries. On a book tour during a coup. Fuck this joker.

This may be a good time to discuss bugout rally points with anyone you'd like to ever see again in the event of a complete system blackout. Worst case scenario, you sound crazy. You could find yourself wishing you had if you don't.

By confirming kash Patel, the Republicans have said they are fully on board the violence coming for every American. The Republicans are waging war against us the sooner you figure that out the longer you and your loved ones will have a chance

weeeelp. here we go.

The "America" season finale is going to feature RFK Jr's puffy, purple body bloating up to the size of a football stadium, I just know it. Too much overt, heavy-handed foreshadowing.