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calebjk.bsky.social
Why be fulfilled when I can scroll?
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Only requesting ubers with fake taxi stickers on them

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

It's an honor to be part of the dumbest well informed generations in all of history o7

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Telling the IT guy, "wow, you're so familiar with the system. It's really impressive how you know what's happening before the pop-up!"

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

At the grocery store and they told me I self-checkout better than the other customers. Then one of the employees gave me a high five after I put my hand basket away

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

One sec, I'm just trying to reinvent the wheel real quick

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Can we not "own" the Gaza strip?

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Last week it was freezing and now it's over 70F. Doesn't the weather know I've got medium warmth outfits I'm trying to wear?

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Fucking lol. Cheeto puff backed off withholding federal aid

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

'Stargate' is an hilarious reminder of how orange man has failed business after buisiness

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Drinking water not to stay hydrated but to make the number on the water refill station go brrr

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like quantum should have an n on the end like column

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I had to buy oatmeal and polenta b/c if I don't have carbs in the morning I crash out at 2pm and walk around with a migraine the rest of the day

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Pardoning the SilkRoad guy is kinda wild

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Got charged 8.99 for a bean and cheese burrito

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Guy who conflates conservationist and conservative

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

standing in my kitchen eating whole green olives out of the jar with chopsticks

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Fuuuuuuuuuck

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

God I love chilaquiles. There's nothing like egg battered nachos for breakfast

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

That was a close one

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Oh wait. Its bac

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Welp, time to sign up for truth social I guess

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

im not feeling very hottogo this morning 😔

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

fucking get him Markey

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Sen Ricketts is a disgrace

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

"innovation" could we just get some fucking industrial regulation?

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Oh you know, all that bending over backwards the Gov has done for "radical leftists" especially in the name of the environment

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I love an EPA admin who's pockets are filled with oil soaked cash

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I love brain plastics

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I got so bored of being off and drinking I went on a 3 mile run and then did 70 floors on a stair master

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I am standing in front of my oven with the broiler on high

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

It may be too cold in my apt

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

I did a very nearly dry 2024 so I'm doing a wet January

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Summarily fucking off

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

The difficulty in the difference between being what you want to see in the world and being the best that you can be.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

At the skatepark straight up boarding it, and by it haha lets justr say my heelflips

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Call the fucking morgue. I got my first grey

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Gazing across an harrowing obstacle course, Now this is what separates the femboys from the femmen

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

I got my winter skate sesh in for the year

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

It's crazy to think that most peoples prblems stem from the ptsd of being potty trained

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

I just awoke from a dream in which @pftompkins.bsky.social held me at gunpoint, backstage at a show demanding details on and cooperation with taking out some high profile targets.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

High Plains Grifter

submitted 56 days ago • 3 comments

Bottom line? More like top line the way it's FUCKING me

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Need to fall asleep? Just watch 200 4 second videos. Surely you will not regret watching 200 4 second videos in order to fall asleep

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

And for today's in flight snacks are splits multigrain pretzels and watermelon gummy rings con chamoy

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Shooting the next Santa denier I meet in the face

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

The amount of soot on my window sill from living near an interstate is disturbing

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Sadly, god won't take me

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Oh step bother

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments