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I think it's hilarious and I hope people notice that. Gavin Newsom is suing Fox for reporting that Trump's statement about the phone call was the truth. #Go_Gavin #Prove_he_lies

So for #caturday I was wondering if anybody else could help me. Name Sgt. Pickles best, buddy. #cats #Sgt.Pickles #Best_Friends

Today is Alan Turing's birthday. Let his life be a reminder of the privileges and the rights we have today. Happy pride everyone! #Alan_Turing #pride #Leave_no_one_Behind

Well Donald, do you feel like a big man now that you got to kill somebody? The doctor should have slapped your mother for giving birth to you. #Trump #MAGA #Stupidest_Timeline

This is what I think of when I hear the word. Catfishing. #pets #Sgt.Pickles #cats #cute

So who wants to bet those lower gas prices the Cheeto has been talking about are about to go out the window? #Iran #war #Trump #Stupidest_Timeline

If anybody tells me this isn't the stupidest timeline, I'm going to explode!! Which at this point I believe is entirely possible. Suddenly, I fear the nonsensical possibility of spontaneously combusting out of pure rage. #Breakup #trump_vs_Elon #Stupidest_Timeline

The party of fiscal responsibility wastes money. The gay ally perpetuates systemic homophobia. The support the troops mob, don’t. Next you gunna tell me TFG is not a virulent racist.

@waynegates.bsky.social Please speak out to stop bill C2. It is bad for the country. Let the Americans worry about their own border.

Fix Bill C-2. we voted to protect Canadians from MAGA Americans. Stop Invading our freedoms to placate the orange man. We protect our borders. Let them protect theirs. Stop guns and drugs from coming in from the US. They will stop maple syrup from us. #Bill-C2 #Liberals #elbows-up

Amazon needs to chill. Poor guy that jumped up at 3:00 in the morning last night to make sure a battery that I wasn't really in that much of a hurry for I showed up by noon today.

I need my cat. She reminds me of life outside of this stupid stupid timeline. It's ok for her attack my foot or knock over a plant. It's cute. But if she would buy me a $400m Jet... just saying it would go a long way to securing even more treats. #Qatar_Jet #Bribes #pets #cats #Stupidest_timeline

I'm so angry. I can't swear enough to make m myself better. The mere idea of throwing due process to the wind. #Trump #Canada #Elbows_Up

I am sad that George wind has passed on. He seem like a fantastic guy and actor. Who will I eat beans with now? #George_Wendt #Cheers #Norm #80's_tv

How dare you blame me for what I did!!!!!! -Donald J. Trump #stupidest_timeline #MAGA #Trade_War

The Progressive Conservative party in Canada is filled with cowards. Normally when a major party loses an election the party leader steps down. This current party not only kept the leader that lost, they have to give up a seat so he can run again. #PC_Canada #Elections_Canada #Liberal_Party

I can't say it enough. I love her beautiful key lime eyes. Not to mention the rest of my good friend Sgt.Pickles. #cats #pet_pics #I_Love_Cats #cute #key_lime #eyes

Hey Steven Miller, I'm pretty sure there's millions of North American Natives, pre colonial, who were here before you and if you push through for this birthright citizenship I have a feeling you'll be the first out. #Stephen_Miller #protect_constitutionalism #No_to_2025

Bert and Ernie are children. They are just kids. Why are Republicans sexualizing two children that share a bedroom? #Pbs #bert #Ernie #mega_is_dumb #what_about_the_children #sesame_Street

@mark-carney.bsky.social I'm not quite sure what the ramifications would be, but I was wondering what would happen if Canada started using the gold standard as the basis for its currency? Maybe that would end up having the world use us as their Haven for assets?

What? I was sleeping. No, I don't think calling them key lime p'eyes is clever. -Sgt.Pickles #cats #pet_pics. #humor #Sgt_pickles

"Musk, Elon Scapegoat Musk" his clammy hand grasped her fingers. He dips his head for a kiss with his dry flaky lips. "When I am gone you can blame me for the mess you wanted me to make" The woman throws up a little. #Elon #scapegoat #Toxic_Masculinity #pick_up_line #thinks_he's_Bond

Spot the home invade... Err builder. #birds #robins #nature

Does anybody know what an administrative warrant is? I find it funny that when a judge said to masked men with no identification that they need a judicial warrant, they ignored her and claimed an administrative warrant. Which doesn't exist, does it? #Trump #immigration #fascism_is_American_now

So I got an email from a company I deal with telling me that prices in the US were going up significantly but everybody else like the EU the prices are going down. I can't imagine getting this email while living in the United States. #Trade-war

So hungry. #pet_pics #cats #sgt.pickles

Hey liberal party of Canada get your butts down to the south end of Niagara falls. We have a large new voting block and all I see is PC signs. #Canadavotes #Liberalparty

@mark-carney.bsky.social hey Mark, I'm glad to see things are going good and that you have a good head on your shoulders. We need strong leadership in this country. We need honesty put before madness. Keep standing up to Trump and keep Polivier's lies in check

@liberalca.bsky.social hey guys, we need more representation in the south end of Niagara falls. I see PC signs up but I see nothing from the Liberals. Get on it. I don't want the poliliar in Power.

Sergeant pickles is having a lazy day. Just lounging looking up at the clock. Wondering when dinner will be here? #Petpics #sgt.pickles #cute #Fuzzy #cats

Congratulations to all the American students who are going to get A1 in their schools. Thank you Linda McMahon for bringing delicious steak sauces to the masses. #Maga #Linda_McMahon #Supitest_timeline #Funny #trump #thegreatdecline

Anybody know if this is the helicopter? #Helicopter #crash #hudsonriver #faa #helucopter crash? www.viator.com/tours/New-Yo...

For some reason I'm thinking of the volume of people that died under governments in the past due to mismanagement. Chairman Mao anybody? Millions starved to death due to mismanagement. Chairman Trump? #Economy #maga #trump #stupidest_timeline