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calliejcox.bsky.social
sapphic drag/burlesque being 🪩 actor 🎭 i’m just happy to be here 🖤
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honestly nothing makes me happier these days than discovering another way to peel off a glove without my hands

I'm delusional but in like a really cute optimistic way

so…Miranda on sex and the city is a closeted dyke right? we’re all in agreement about this?

I really locked the fuck in after work last night and did like 2 weeks of meal prep in 3 hours good for me

you know I really thought I left my supernatural obsession in college but this misha on the boys s5 news has awakened something deep in my soul! a level of fan girl I didn’t know was still in me!! i need to run thru a wall wearing a flannel and a jacket and blasting carry on my wayward son!!!

bought some shelves to store wigs and they came disassembled with no instructions is this a dyke test or something

you literally cannot force me to participate in drama lol I turned 30 last year and lost that ability I will just walk away idgaf 😂 (now, if you want to TELL me about your drama and make me a non-participant all knowing 3rd party that is a different story 🤭)

wasn’t drag the musical a limited run anyway?? why are people shocked it’s closing in April lol.

what’s the science behind the fact that I’m more tired after sleeping 10 hours last night than I have been the last few days running on 5 or 6 😭

signed up for a 5K so I guess I should probably start running again huh

Omg this nonbinary tea is so valid wtf

dude next to me is giving chuck bass BOOTS

is she you know

seeing two people duet Apple by Charlie xcx at a choir cabaret was not on my 2025 bingo card

I will relearn to do a backward roll if it kills me. and it might (I am VERY clumsy).

Hey if any of you are friends with March can you tell them I’m flattered but I’m just not looking to get involved with another month right now

Barbenheimer: we’ve got the best Oscars campaign of all time Conclave: hold my beer

💖 6 years of I’m Baby, bitch! 💖

got cat called walking the one block from the bus stop to littlefield great start to the night love this for me 🥰🙃🙄

just did one of the strangest acting gigs of my life but st least there was a dog here? 😂

Being sick is awful because your temperature fluctuates so you sing hot and cold to yourself, which means you had to think about Katy Perry☹️

going to the javits center for work hate this for me!!

What I like about Severance, as someone who hasn't watched it, is that it's very difficult to tell what it's about from people's posts.

someone take my social media away from me i am so bad at using it sometimes like logistically 😂

historically I’ve been an anti-valentines day diva but honestly??? This year ive found myself crying over people’s cute cheesy posts and smiling every time I see someone carrying flowers in the train💜💐🖤

Your favorite artists are not your skill benchmark when you begin drawing. This leads to disappointment. They have years of practice. Your aim should be doing what you can to improve yesterday's art.

Spotify really said “hey Callie, did you know you’re gay and also went to middle school in the mid 2000s?”

I have the entire office to myself today what kind of havoc should I wreak

7 Stages of Pen Grief: 1. Realizing it doesn't work 2. Scribbling on the notebook 3. Scribbling harder on some cardboard or whatever 4. Looking at the full ink reservoir and frowning 5. Sucking on the ballpoint 6. Scribbling on the notebook some more 7. Throwing it across the room

not to sound too corny but I leave dyke drag every month more grateful than the last for the life I’m building and the people I’ve met and the incredible art I get to witness so often and just all of the ways my life has changed in the last year or so. ilbg!!🖤

it's so important to make time for yourself, rest, treat yourself gently and with kind words. you, not me, I have to run myself ragged until I collapse in a pile of exhausted self-hatred but you should definitely self care.

Justice Dept has dropped charges against mayor Adams....nothing surprises me anymore. In other news register as a dem by Feb 14 for the June 24 mayoral primary

Instead of saying "I didn't understand the halftime show, therefore it is bad art" maybe try and understand why you didn't get it and think critically about the presentation, symbolism, etc. This is part of the beauty of art and creativity.

@mauvedrag.bsky.social: "what was that movie with jeff goldblum where hes the fly!?" me: "the fly?" mauve: "THE FLYYYY"

they should invent feet that don’t hurt

waittttt the sex change Friday ➡️ switch n play Saturday ➡️ fagnet Sunday weekend is going to go so hard

i've been working so hard end of last year/this year to get my rent back pay taken care of and i successfully did it! YAS! but i am low on funds till my next paycheck - if anyone is able to send a little so i can get food and travel taken care of - dragmestephanie on cashapp/venmo 🫶

Mr. YARDS 💜❄️ @tenyards.bsky.social

one thing I’m gonna do on or off stage is make a silly face(s) 😂