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Secret Furry Account. Doesn't take a genius to figure it out. This is the cartoon dog I pretend to be on the internet. He/Him 🏳️‍🌈 Gay/Demi I'm SFW, but I'm also a grown-ass adult, so minors can kindly fuck off 🔞
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I was watching Papa Meat... and his sponsor was Bad Dragon?! Is this real? Is he fucking with us? What the fuck is happening?!

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My morning:

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It's great knowing that there's other Furries in their forties. Low-key adults pretending to be cartoon animals on the internet is definitely a vibe.

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via Louniki

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It is the obligation of every decent Furry to boycott the fuck out of this Con. Events that welcome Nazis with open arms should NEVER be rewarded by your presence. The organizers of GSFTW can eat my shit and hair.

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I dreamed about living in Japan. Had a house in the woods, quirky neighbor, drove a Honda Z600, and had a sick fursuit. Sucks that I woke up in America.

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I'm so fucking disgusted with this country...

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Elon Musk every fifteen minutes:

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My morning:

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My life feels like a real bummer right now. There's too much going on for me to plan and prepare for my move... and the coming economic collapse further complicates everything. Probably gonna have to cancel my trip to Japan in April.

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Feeling like I should have gone to FC this weekend, but I'm old now and don't think I would have a good time.

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Dio Sabbath > Ozzy Sabbath

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✷ GOOD LUCK ✷ (My first jet tags, coming soon!) 🐇

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Was gonna draw furry shit to compensate for not driving over the hill to go to FC, but I am having some serious art problems tonight... good lord.

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Bark.

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Look at the Cyberpunk-ass lookin' blasters X-Shot is feeding us these days (for $15 👀)

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Don't waste your life trying to live forever. Life is ugly.

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Gotta get rid of those pointy ears.

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I was thinking about going to FC this year (last time I went was 2015) because it's literally 45 minutes away... but I'm old, and cons are exhausting, and I'll need to take like 5 naps. Grey Muzz, over and out.

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A little comic about desire paths.

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Huh... it had better be cheaper than a Steam Deck or Nintendo is in trouble.

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Insurance company just canceled my dad's homeowner policy. It's insane that California REQUIRES you to have home insurance, but none of the companies will write you a policy. Something about this feels criminal.

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a comic about blocking

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The lie I tell myself.

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Mini Quiche.

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This shit actually kinda sucks. Needs to cook longer.

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I have a psychiatric appointment today to potentially tweak my medication. We'll see what the doc thinks.

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This looks promising. I deleted all of my Meta accounts, so an IG substitute is a welcome addition to our changing social media landscape... also, Zuck hates it.

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