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Fed by day, Lover by night. Creature of vinyl records, old movies, vintage books, and G.I. Joe. Battle-scarred survivor of the DC nightlife, and can talk about it. Failure at dating apps. Consumer of beer, bourbon, and sticky buns.
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I wonder if Acid Betty has changed her mind about Snatch Game.

The cruelty with intention to harm is what drives these fascists.

Good. Now they can unpack all that equipment they’ve boxed up and left sitting in the tunnels of the Cohen building.

When are the Kennedys coming for their fam?

The Earth that we’re meant to honor on Earth Day is in far worse trouble than anyone could have predicted 55 years ago. In today’s daily newsletter, Bill McKibben writes about the failure—and hope—of Earth Day.

😂

How do you burn a canceled subscription? 🔥

MOUs are basically concepts of a plan.

It’s pretty sadistic that the Environmental Protection Agency sent out RIF notices to its employees on Earth Day.

Vision of the planned ‘Senate Twink’ Pigeon Sanctuary

Add milk to the list of causes of death under this administration 🥛

Happy Earth Day 🌎🌳

The United States now has its own Detenidos Desaparecidos similar to the past authoritarian regimes in Argentina, Chile, and Uruguay.

Grateful to have naturally long lashes.

About to start a 2-day training on retirement.

Ate so much flan tonight 😋

Inject the new season of Jazz in the Garden directly to my vein. Now that I’m back in DC every other Friday, I can’t wait to spread out with a spread.

In his final message, Francis shared, “There can be no peace without freedom of religion, freedom of thought, freedom of expression.” He called for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza and urged for a solution to the ongoing conflict in Yemen. More: rollingstone.com/culture/cult...

Scandalous.

RTO Week 6

Where and what were you doing at the last Conclave?

Republicans kill everything.

Disgraceful U.S. Vice President and utterly contemptible sack of shit J.D. Vance places the Avada Kedavra on Pope Francis this past Easter Sunday.

We’re honestly on a fast timeline to exactly this.

#NowWatching “Gun Crazy” (1950) #FilmNoir where gun-obsessed Bart falls for expert shooter Annie Laurie Starr at a carnival. Bart joins the traveling show and romances Annie. After eloping, the couple embarks on an armed robbery spree, until Annie insists on pulling one last job. 1/2 #filmsky

#NowPlaying Roberto Carlos “Quiero Verte A Mi Lado” (1975) #vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinyladdict #vinylcollectionpost #vinilo #vinilos #robertocarlos #latin #compilation #musicsky #vinylsky

JD Vance traveling 4,480 miles to meet with Michael Scott only to be deferred to Dwight Schrute.

#NowPlaying Bill Evans “Further Ahead (Live In Finland 1964-1969)” (2025 #RSD release) #vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinyladdict #vinylcollectionpost #vinilo #vinilos #billevans #jazz #postbop #recordstoreday #sundayjazz #musicsky #vinylsky

Legacy media continues to fail Americans. @nbcnews.com @cbsnews.com @cnn.com @msnbc.com

I’ve informed the family that I’m not cooking today. Go get your Easter fixings elsewhere.

#NowPlaying Teena Marie “Starchild” (1984) #vinyl #vinylrecords #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #vinylcommunity #vinyladdict #vinylcollectionpost #vinilo #vinilos #teenamarie #randb #soul #technofunk #freestyle #musicsky #vinylsky

One weekend closer to oily pecs season