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Fuckass Monday…again

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Is "you will never return" even a valid claim/assumption? This is whiny baby shit

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Meet one of the largest and most powerful owls on Earth — with eyes that pierce straight into your soul! - Eurasian Eagle-Owl. Photo📸 zahnete

The Supreme Court holds that fascism is bad. Thomas and Alito dissent.

*chuckling with everybody clowning on Katy Perry in 2025* *also would like moderate success from her so Mother Bonnie's royalty bag never dies🙂‍↕️*

Very important, but also incredibly valid thoughts in the ↪️replies

The reflexive defensiveness makes me think he knows he's the nutbar in this exchange

Aaaand there it is.

IF YOU HAVEN’T READ IT DO YOURSELF A FAVOR!

RFK Jr. celebrated on Sunday by taking shirtless selfies and swimming in an E. coli-ridden, sewage-infested creek where swimming, notably, has been banned by the National Park Service, thanks to the whole...poop water issue.

Back 2 Back across the pond is CR AZY

huge difference between finding something funny and "having a laugh" about it. having a laugh is a totally distinct, somewhat British sensation

Its giving Turkmenistan 🙃

The way the rate is actually barely a 500th of this

I have recently become aware of my posts and have fired myself

I'm convinced Mike Johnson is the bottom bitch in literally every room he walks into

Bro doesn't even understand capitalism, that's crazy

READ. THE. SUBHEAD.

Having now watched the footage and interview two of the members who were there, the amount of armed, masked federal agents surrounding three members of Congress and a mayor outside the ICE facility was totally unnecessary; the only possible reason for it was intentional escalation and intimidation.

“Abolish ICE” is the moderate position. Radical is “prosecute every ICE employee under RICO.”

it also could mean they're smoking a nice brisket, settling in for a long weekend with the boys

We did this video NINE DAYS AGO. www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1v1...

Pro-Lifers hyperfixated on abortions, Should've had their eyes on backshots long long ago 😔🍼💦

Opinion | I joined the Republican party because I am a normie greedhead. But the AI-obsessed crypto-loving white nationalists who talk about sex robots all the time are starting to scare me.

Donold is demanding an investigation into his 39% approval rating. I agree, there's no way it's actually that high.

We do not have to tariff our economy into oblivion to get good-paying manufacturing jobs here in America. We can invest in things like national high-speed rail and diversifying our energy sector to create jobs in every state while allowing us to compete with other nations.

Is this Clairo shade?

sharks, i'm gonna need $200MM, no questions asked

Ghouls being fed slop.html

One of the arguments neoliberals made about "free trade" in the late 1990s, was that it would reduce military conflict. I don't think that quite bore out the way they said, but it does strike me as true that destroying the US-China trade relationship WILL make military confrontation much more likely

Hi, I’m God. Jesus and I are very much against the defunding of childhood cancer research.

"Atlas Shrugged in Goodreads" is my "Pronouns in bio"

When you drafted Graham Mertz

Im gonna have a stroke That's WILD We're so cooked, friends :(

Groundbreaking, truly

Its really blud against the site huh 😭😂🤣

Talk yo shit 🧵