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she/her 🐈🐈‍⬛ If I look familiar it's bc I'm the B in LGBTQIA+🩷💜💙✨
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flowerussy

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

Oui oui 👌🏼

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Made my very first Quiche Lorraine!! Feeling French 🥖🇫🇷🗼💁🏼‍♀️

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Todd would be a beautiful name for a baby boy who will peak in high school.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Baby's first treat check !!!!! An espresso martini with a cotton candy creme brulee

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

If anything happens to Pennsylvania, they have a militia and it's called Philadelphia. Grease your streetlamps 🍻

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

oh my gush!! new candy hearts!!

submitted 9 days ago • 8 comments

if i die mysteriously, just know that I think Elon Musk is a fucking loser.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

If my bangs have to be in my face, my avatar has to deal with it too!!! #trend

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I just need to take a moment to say I LOVE MY GOOGLE ASSISTANT. THANK YOU FOR TALKING TO THESE RELIGIOUS NUTBAGS AND PUTTING THEM IN THEIR PLACE SO I DON'T HAVE TO. A queen 👑

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Happy birthday to @halfmoonjoe.com !!! Thank you for all the laughs and good times ☺️ here's to another year of GAAAAYY??!! and relentless bald jokes

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Normalize casually asking groups of 3 straight men who look the same if they're a throuple

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

My beloved trans friends, please refrain from mailing passport gender marker correction applications and supporting documentation!! Mailing these docs or going in-person to expedite your application risks confiscation! I love you and see you no matter what this shithole administration says ♥️

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Oh my gushhh

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Important reminder

submitted 31 days ago • 2 comments

I love full ass snuggles with Finn. Best snow day ever☃️

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Tiktok ban this TikTok ban that, why don’t you ban-d together and organize your workplace for better conditions!

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Just like you can say "fuck off!" you should be able to say "fuck on!"

submitted 37 days ago • 4 comments

Here are some nice mushrooms

submitted 38 days ago • 223 comments

My rare orange lady 😺🧡

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

You know you're doing something right when you annoy your apartment complex to complete paperwork so much that they say just say OH MY GOD DO WHAT YOU WANT 🤗 #winning

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

My friends: You haven’t left the house in days, are you okay? Me:

submitted 41 days ago • 4 comments

cremate me in an Easy-Bake oven

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments

GAYY??!!

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

meal prepping (carefully slicing my edibles into thirds)

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

🦞🦞 🦞🦞 🦞🦞 🦞🦞 🦞🦞 🦞🦞 🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞 🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞esbian Lobsters

submitted 57 days ago • 3 comments

Blue birds huddling together for warmth

submitted 58 days ago • 322 comments