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sleepy

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

profile pic

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

my lil look for dilf last week, how is she though

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

cosy

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

it's big and pink btw (it's the spot on my chin I won't stop yapping about)

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

declaring a trade war in my DMs

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

yeah sex is great and all but have you ever had oomf follow you back

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

I would like to make an announcement: arm

submitted 36 days ago • 5 comments

giving out stickers that say "good boy" after every hookup like it's a trip to the dentist

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments

thighs out at the fancy hotel

submitted 42 days ago • 3 comments

does anyone wanna be in a throuple, I'm not poly I just think three salaries is better in this economy

submitted 46 days ago • 5 comments

hello from inside the world's thinnest wardrobe mirror

submitted 46 days ago • 4 comments

forgot that all the hot bitches are on bluesky

submitted 47 days ago • 2 comments

manchester oomfs, I'll be in your lovely lovely city next week, any recommendations?

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

merry christmas from me and this pylon

submitted 74 days ago • 4 comments

merry titmas 🎄

submitted 77 days ago • 3 comments

sometimes the little spoon is a hefty 6'2 and that's okay

submitted 84 days ago • 3 comments

telling people my dick size in millimeters so it sounds bigger

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

another addition to the growing canon of extremely similar gym selfies

submitted 94 days ago • 3 comments

suite life

submitted 98 days ago • 7 comments

the bulk continues 🫠

submitted 101 days ago • 3 comments

douching playlist

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

I don't believe in bottom jail I believe in a system of community focussed bottom restorative justice

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

I've seen this week people are taking photos of their genitals and really holding space with that, and feeling power in that

submitted 107 days ago • 1 comment

sure glad it only takes an endless stream of social media likes to substitute the love my parents never gave me

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

some of you SHOULD be added to a list

submitted 108 days ago • 2 comments

when the camera app hits me with a "clean your lens for clearer pictures", honestly I shouldn't have to take this level of disrespect from my phone

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

how big are you? 189cm 95kg thicc, tall and physically awkward 🙃

submitted 109 days ago • 4 comments

okay I get that my instagram is all baked goods and it's linked in my profile but oh my god the amount of times people message me on grindr to ask about ordering a cake...like honey read the room, you're asking about the wrong kind of cakes