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roomba accidentally saw outside

Lisa Kudrow needs to fire her entire team if she doesn't get cast on the next season of White Lotus.

I can play that part

so beyond grateful that I watched Parker Posey in Best in Show at a formative age. Quite literally changed everything for me

😴

I think of her every time I order an Uber

My straight housemate said I look like Aaron Taylor Johnson so I'd say it's been a pretty good morning so far

I love having main character syndrome. I thought Twitter/X stopped being a thing when I deactivated my account, what do you mean you're all still using it?

The U.Ks Eurovision entry? Oh you mean that medley of scrapped 'SIX' numbers that have been stitched together like Frankenstein's Monster?

Need my summer body back like right now

Should we do a little key, should we have a little Turkish delight?

She'll be fine guys

Not the outcome I wanted, but my god, an Oscar race for the ages

Calling it now, the brothers on White Lotus are going to have a very weird threesome at some point.

Hey Alexa, can dogs commit murder-suicide?

So anyway it was my birthday at the weekend

so they just forgot to make this season of the white lotus funny, huh

"aspiring himbo" sis you're either dumb or you're not. u can't unlearn that degree u have 😭

the cognitive dissonance of a man called Timothée Chalamet playing a man called Bob Dylan

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

Very grateful I didn't get the gay gene that makes me go psychotic over a pop diva. Unfortunately, I did get the gay gene that deludes me into thinking the Oscars have artistic merit. Anyway the Wicked nominations are still awful

Having a delayed Valentine's Day

They should invent Italians for gay people

What's the most 'pandemic-era' piece of pop-culture that wasn't actually released during the pandemic? And why is it Bird Box?

twitter gays have it so easy they can just post “missed the bus” along with like any frame of isabelle huppert from the piano teacher for 3K likes

Apparently there's a BBC show thats so popular that one of main characters has recently been given a spin-off and I have literally never heard anyone talk about it ever?

A colleague rage quit on the spot yesterday and it's the most exciting thing I've seen happen with my own eyes

Oh my god I didn't even try to be happy

In the spirit of Live Laugh Love: DEI, DUI, DIY

Listening to the Challengers soundtrack just to feel something

like 70% of contemporary queer culture stemmed from the historical lack of 'representation' in mainstream media, and it's very telling how the quality of everything has taken a bit of a nosedive now that representation is a priority. Anyway I've just seen Emilia Perez

Aaron Taylor Johnson...born too early to be Jacob Elordi, born too late to be Ethan Hawke...just sad

describe yourself in 4 characters (embarrassing edition)

If Bluesky is the better alternative then why is everyone so annoying?

How am I only just finding out Jennifer Lopez is starring in a (likely) terrible remake of Kiss of the Spider Woman?

Final note on this season before moving on with my life: I think this litter of contestants - and the way they have been processed by the public - have been fascinating in terms of class, gender, and (surprisingly) family politics, for good and bad. Someone throw some queer theory at this thing asap