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People I always wonder what they're doing for #NewYear no 27 That woman who shit herself while in a hottub with her friends.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

#happynewyear for tomorrow everyone.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Just joined a Warhammer 40K toys group on Facebook. I'm 50 next year.

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

I had a dream last night that a lady with a ludicrously Scandinavian accent was narrating a wildlife documentary. She was either Bjork or Greta wassername, or perhaps both.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

That I was responsible for organising organising a big punch up at Port Vale v Luton despite being in London at the time...

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

I know its cool to dunk on twitter here, but fucks sake... Every other post on there has American blue tick alt right weirdos commenting 'Teh UK hAs fALLEn To coMMUnIsm'.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn't Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Introduce yourself with some jobs you have done apart from what you do now 1. Trolley collector at Tesco 2. Painter and Decorator apprentice 3. Order picker 4. Forklift driver 5. Machinist at a firewood factory 6. Operator mechanic in RN 7. Driver for a builders merchant 8 Media salesman Sakes.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

First Gig - some rubbish local Heavy Metal band Last Gig- the Devout (Depeche Mode tribute) Next Gig - Front 242

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Calling strangers a nonce.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Put 'writing' down on here as an interest and not 'sport' so now I have a timeline full of 45 yr old sixth formers trying to impress each other with how erudite they are and no football #bantz at all.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Not all fucking Americans on here is it?

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments