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I am Jack’s raging bile duct, the troll hammer, the great white snark. Player of pinball, thrower of knives, crappy cardician, puncher of Nazis, crumbling old goth, and Autie AF pansexual LaVeyan Satanist. Fuck DJT. 💙🏳️‍🌈
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At this rate we’re building a strong case for DEI having been the only thing keeping America’s airspace free of falling aircraft. Maybe we need fewer dumb white heterosexual men in charge?

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Who knew that @yourpalaustin.bsky.social had moves like jagger? This is up for an award, but both my brain and browser have too many windows open - I’ll add the when and how as soon I’ve stopped buffering like a crazy person.

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Musk releases highly classified NOFORN (not NOFURN as stated by HuffPost) information on the NRO - a highly secretive agency that was unknown to the public for its first 32 years, and includes units whose motto is “No country too sovereign”. Also, Musk has a $1.8billion contract with them.

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Happy Valentine’s Day Kremlin style. Putin targets the ‘sarcophagus’ coving Chernobyl reactor 4 with a suicide drone.

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Well this is awkward! 😂

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Alabama is not only feeling the pain of President Musk through its largest university, but now everyone’s having to pay a $100 surcharge to their electricity bills because their grid was supported by federal funding!

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So Nixon ‘Groyper’ (groypers are basically alt right Neo Nazi Nick Fuente fans) has A PAID ADVERT on Twitter promoting Adolph Hitler and holocaust denial. DAFUQ?!!!!

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The US government’s putting out to tender a contract to track negative sentiments expressed online regarding the ‘work’ of the organised crime syndicate and Gestapo analogue known as ICE. Thought crime is doubleplus ungood.

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Show a MAGAt anything they don’t like, and they’ll Find a fucking triangle somewhere and declare it “satanic”. A golden hooved goat idol displayed at Mar-a-lago covered in fake Trump hundies which proclaim “in Trump we trust” though? Nothing to see here kids - Perfectly normal.

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Seeing as Elon’s children all have unpronounceable names, can we normalise calling his personal Kevlar vest Damian? Seems kinda appropriate.

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So republicans want to just make a small cut to Medicaid of $880billion per annum. What’s the total annual budget for Medicaid? Well that would be $880billion.

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MTG: Jasmine cricket isn’t serious about reducing the debt. GOP: increases debt ceiling by $4trillion, and announces $4.5trillion in tax cuts for the 1%

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Doge is really slicing away all the fat, right?

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Ooh, we found some egregious waste agreed to by the Biden administration - $400million in armoured Teslas. C’mon Elon, do your duty as head of DOGE. *exaggerated eye roll*

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To nobody’s surprise, Trump’s ‘buyout offer’ for federal employees prepared to resign on full pay until 9/30, are now receiving letters demanding they attend a disciplinary hearing regarding them not attending the office in scheduled hours, despite being on administrative leave. It was a scam!

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The call is once again coming from inside the house.

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How long before all American schools and businesses are mandated to have a picture of the ‘Dear Leader’ on clear display? May I suggest this photo? Oh look, it’s a massive cunt…and it has a vagina on its neck.

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The Munich Security Conference no longer sees The United States as fulfilling a geopolitical leadership role. But hey, Vance, Rubio, Hegseth, and Kellog will be there to pour oil on troubled waters…which they’ll immediately set fire to and then invade ‘becoz oil’, obviously.

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May 2024, Musk tours a national lab (Lawrence Livermore?) re: AI. A few days ago he ‘audits’ the DOE, and shortly afterwards makes an unsolicited $90billion offer for OpenAI. Coinkydink? He is definitely after the $500billion AI infrastructure deal, and wants to build Skynet, sooooo…? Video linked ⬇️

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Good to see that Trump is taking a bold stand against corruption. 🙄

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It looks like not even white European tourists with valid visas are safe from Trump’s anti-immigrant pogroms. The irony of her being German is not lost on me.

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I’ll just leave this here…. (Best…episode…EVAAARGH!)

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