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The fun thing about Anora winning the Oscar is that I had to explain to my parents what it’s about.

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I resent the tape around the banana bunches at the grocery store now. I want to buy two yellow bananas and three green ones. This all or nothing thinking is what’s wrong with the world.

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So today in US there’s a dust storm, and the market is crashing, and there’s international tensions, and both measles and tuberculosis outbreaks. I did not ask to live in a Steinbeck novel.

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The only way to spend Monday night

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It’s been nice experiencing the Oscar’s on Bluesky, but nothing hits the same as the old Twitter. (Not the bad place Twitter is now.)

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I didn't see the Substance, because I don't like horror. I did however see Anora, and it was an amazing movie. You can be disappointed for Demi without hating on Mikey.

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Hulu pulled a Jay Leno and just had to interrupt Conan's show. #Oscars

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Oh Hulu you’ve really done it now

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Hulu wtf

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I have to think that if Voldemort wins and Oscar tonight, it proves we are in the worst timeline.

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Vaccines prevent children from dying from diseases that children tend to die from. It is literally life and death.

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Be the eccentric recluse you wish to see in this world

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noise canceling headphones aren't enough i need everyone to shut up

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Andy Samberg is still hot

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Is there really only one new romcom for Valentine’s this year? And it’s just a Netflix halmarkeque movie? It’s a Friday. #valentinesday #movienight

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If it was going to be someone ridiculous it could’ve at least been someone off of greys anatomy.

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i just got served this ad on twitter that is literally nazi propaganda. not like regular right wing bullshit—i was served, with an ad label, just a thing saying hitler didn’t actually kill jews. i know that things have been fucked over there for a while but holy shit

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I’m not calling it that.

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Sometimes you see sick people in period pieces and you fail to realize they could not watch law and order marathons while dying of consumption. They were suffering.

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How do you think the three peat guy is doing rn?

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It’s weird that they’re two flying facial hair commercials.

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I just got back to the hotel after the third work trip dinner this week. I have talked to so many people this week for so many hours. I really miss dissociating on TikTok right now. Nothing would hit quite as well.

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Telemaine trying to pronounce Gorgug. #dimension20

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Planes just falling out of the sky is like one of the top clichés for showing the collapse of infrastructure in apocalypse movies, too

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If I get CONSUMPTION because of the greed and stupidity of society, I’m never gonna shut up about it - And I’m insufferable.

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This is not normal, or natural, or inevitable. youtu.be/ZfBkw0j-QIs?...

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Was mad men the last really good long form show?

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Ah, I think I finally understand cryptocurrency… #DailyOffice

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Can someone help me draft a message to my boss in Idaho? I’m snowed in in Texas. I can’t make it to my work from home job tomorrow.

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