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GOP Boomers: “if we don’t lead poison these people and break their brains we’ll always be the most violent selfish generation to ever curse the planet. Let’s get more lead in the water”

It’s the squeal for me…

How is this the only living creature not getting fentanyl put in it’s drugs?

Prior to this year I would not have needed a clarifying question. Now there are FAR too many hims for me to ponder which is the most fascinating.

I don’t have to say it, right? We all saw the pics of that dumb cunt at CPAC. Whatever you think I’m thinking about the walking Apartheid hair plug, you’re probably right.

Happening now: protesters are outside the Fine Arts Building on Michigan Avenue in downtown Chicago this evening. People are in line to see House of Reps Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries for an event tonight promoting his recently released book. Crowd chanting at them, "we don't need a book tour!"

If you’re wondering why I declined to talk to the NYTimes, then you haven’t been following my account for very long. They bear a direct responsibility for the current situation we find ourselves in, and I responded by laying out my position and that I would only talk to @jamellebouie.net

I don’t.

What do the winners get?

Haven’t the American people suffered enough?

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Throat GOAT gonna come back from the depths of hell to make sure she gets credit for this particular flavor of racism.

“put it on his fucking gravestone”

There was at least a small silver lining today.

Wired deciding to use this particular photo in a TikTok about Elon endorsing the afd party is a phenomenal editorial choice. Absolutely well done. Definitely not a mustache. Not garnering any images at all…

Leopards, faces, etc.

👇🏻👇🏻

Nothing is funnier that the absolute piece of shit Elmo knocked up being shocked that Elmo isn’t a great dad & getting big mad online that he won’t respond to her on stormfront or whatever they call twitter these days.

Has anyone figured out how we are going to be able to order our meds after brainworms & the rapist ban them? Do we have to smuggle them in from Mexico like they’re black tar h? Funny enough brain worms thinks that is totally ok. Blasting H, totally fine, mental health meds, bad. Fuck this place.

It’s… it’s perfect.

We don’t want that bitch back.

Baltimore forever

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

Not all heroes wear capes. Some drive around mocking Cybertruck owners.

How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million. How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65 Note: In 2024 alone, Musk’s enterprises were awarded approximately $3 billion across nearly 100 federal contracts, averaging about $8 million per day.

Heartbreaking news… Tonight, many of our friends were let go, and tomorrow, even more will follow. Word is that all probationary employees at NPS will be let go. 😭

We are calling for a nationwide and international boycott of all Elon Musk-related products and services. Sell your Tesla shares, avoid buying Tesla vehicles, cancel Starlink, and delete your X accounts.

You still think he is a genius? JFC

I need a gofundme for that one special worm. How do we encourage him to finish the drill? Yes, it’s a male worm. A female one would’ve completed the task decades ago & spared us this. Can we draw up a parasite tush push?

There's so much incel energy radiating off DOGE that a regular guy could develop fertility problems just by walking by.

Incredible updates from Hulu

Kendrick doing more than Congressional Dems at this point.

People are saying it's over, job done, victory lap, et cetera, but I don't think it will ever be over. I think Kendrick will perform Not Like Us at Drake's funeral. This is less a hip-hop feud and more a cautionary tale about invoking the wrath of a vengeful spirit.

A protester unfurled a combined Palestinian and Sudanese flag on the field during Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime performance. The NFL said in a statement that the person was part of the 400-member field cast. nyti.ms/3CVV6Au

kendrick inspires me to hate more. i think of myself as a committed hater but i've never hated like that before

Best review Kendrick could ask for