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Scottish Web Developer, semi-part-time Game Developer based in Glasgow. Occasional Pro-Wrestling nonsense. He/They. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 πŸ’ Glasgow Clan 🏈 Atlanta Falcons 🏁 Excelr8/Bristol Street Motors
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youtu.be/80VTmBAnTSE 4 Days until the new album. Very much looking forward to it.

"Yer da wanks on all fours"

My current gaming theory is that Shadow of The Colossus controls like absolute ass because it is supposed to feel like everything you are doing is wrong...because it is.

I just realised that the end of the battle music in FFX is basically the same as the end of Still of The Night by Whitesnake, surely some music person has already noticed that?

Seeing a bunch of bands announcing their tours for the end of the year and they are all like "Where are we seeing you?"....Not Scotland evidently...

"Selling is legal, fucking is legal, how is selling fucking illegal?" - George Carlin

Good, this whole thing was stupid. Balatro doesn't contain any gambling whatsoever, and is about as reflective of real casinos as the mini games in Mario 64 DS. Should never have been 18+ in the first place.

Women have always been part of Metal, in the fandom and in the hands, but still in 2025 folk actually shocked when a band with a woman on vocals becomes popular. Not to answer my own question, but is it just a loud vocal minority of male Metal fans are misogynistic shitheads?

"Goliath lost" forgive my ignorance, but isn't that Goliath's whole thing, losing to the smaller adversary that is underestimated? Why would you self-identify with the loser, just because he's a giant.

Losing to a Fife team that is basically on life support, fucking embarrassing state of affairs.

Jokes on them, there are 2 pallets nearby, 1 gen to go, and I haven't even been hooked yet.

Hideo Kojima is going to put the most confusingly supportive narrative thread for a trans character in Death Stranding 2 because of this.

This is actually really cool. Most of what I want to keep track of, is stuff at work making it free so I can use it at work is huge.

Well that’s a thing that just showed up on YouTube

So I've been playing it for a few days now, and I'm very much enjoying Avowed. Marius and Kai are my guys.

all my favorite games are 7/10s losing 3 points because they are made unabashedly for little freaks just like me for real

I miss the days when the worst you had to worry about on Twitter was replies full of "β–‘Pβ–‘Uβ–‘Sβ–‘Sβ–‘Yβ–‘ β–‘Iβ–‘Nβ–‘ β–‘Bβ–‘Iβ–‘Oβ–‘", looking back they were ironically innocent times.

youtu.be/LeG-6bpeUkA?... Bringing my Twitter tradition to Blue Sky, is there any better song for Valentine's Day?

Can that Brewdog bellend just fuck right off? Like, if I was a millionaire, you would hear from me, I'd be off doing stuff that made me happy and fulfilled, and not be a loudly incorrect arsehole.

Because of The Simpsons, I will always think of that film as "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down"

So as it turns out US Defaultism isn't actually a thing, and just because one country says something doesn't immediately make it true.

As a gentle reminder, that is becoming less gentle by the day, February is Black History Month and June is Pride Month, just because Google doesn't mark it in the Calendar any more doesn't mean it just stops being that. Also, it's the Gulf of Mexico.

I've been saying for years that it takes too much energy to hate someone, but Kendrick has now taught me that, that energy can be harnessed and put to good use.

With the ongoing state of the world, at some point hammers and cricket bats are the appropriate response.

I very much enjoyed the half time show, almost as much as I enjoyed seeing the Chiefs get stomped.

The Yuffie intro when she joins the team in Rebirth is the best part of the game. Cloud's reaction just perfect.

Instead of an "Abigail DDT" can we call the new finish "Brother Windham"? That feels like a much better tribute and would fit thematically.

Diversity initiatives in companies are not about giving unqualified people jobs, it's about making sure hiring managers aren't throwing away CVs because a name "sounds foreign"

Pulling this kind of hateful shit *should* get them taken off air. Note how I said should, not would or will, we will all complain to Ofcom, and they will give out a minor fine, and GBNews will just think that making these kinds of statements just cost Β£100k a pop.

If you want to know why the CEO types of the games industry are so fixated on "Live Service" it's because they don't actually want to make games as an entertainment medium or as art, they want a studio to make 1 game that generates infinite profit.

Feels like I'm making so much progress with driving, a couple of lessons on Roundabouts, and now getting introduced to dual carriageways, with an aim to start driving on them next week.

Waiting on the bus to do shopping at lunch, in a behemoth shirt, trying to act like in my head it's not just like...

Just realised that "Gene Hackman" is the exact name that Hideo Kojima would give a biochemist

With no mandate, actual decisions in the US government are being made by a guy who in, year of our Lord, 2025 would still say without a hint of irony "le epic win". Get the fucking guillotines out.

Now, I'm not saying the Sheffield Steelers are a bunch of cheating bastards and the officiating tonight was some of the worst that I have seen but...

The US administration is looking a lot like tyranny, and if only there was some kind of guaranteed right that American citizens had for some kind of well organised militia to fight against said tyranny.

I have no idea why, but I have had the chorus from "HOT TO GO" in my head all day.

No one makes a life-size Gardevoir plush with good intentions.

The thing is, see when they pull this "my heart goes out to you" and then just nazi saluting shit, they actually think they are being subtle and under the radar.

Spreading some cream cheese on a bagel for lunch and my only thought was "I bet brick-layers are fucking great at this"