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Costco chicken bake sticking out of my tote bag but i’m pretending it’s a baguette from a parisian boulangerie

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone who says character actors don’t exist anymore hasn’t heard of Jim Rash. Cast that man in everything

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

INT. BURBANK AIRPORT Toddler: *points at ad* That looks like daddy! Mother: Who? Toddler: Him Mother: David Copperfield? Toddler: Yeah Mother: Oh? Okay…

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

I overdid it at the gym yesterday and my body is hating me for it today. And guess what? Imma do it again!

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Lady in a Chili’s: “I want my baby back” Me: “ribs!” Police Officer: “sir there’s been a kidnapping can you please stop doing that.” Me, extra low voice: “barbecue sauce”

submitted 93 days ago • 1 comment

Me when I think about the origin of another failing of contemporary American Society

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Sitting at my desk sipping diet pepsi

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

The Ikea wine glasses giveth (can fit a full can of diet coke) and the Ikea wine glasses taketh away (shatter randomly and slice my hand open)

submitted 96 days ago • 1 comment

Dr Pepper (like and follow if you agree)

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

At the end of the day it really was that her espresso

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

not now babe I’m maximizing shareholder value

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

The Oakland airport feels like an offshoot of the fae realm. There’s a darkness behind the eyes of the cashier ringing up someone’s $8 bottle of water. I dare not eat or drink lest I be tricked into staying here forever.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

IDK if I missed the memo but since when has Thanksgiving been the holiday for you to post your significant other for 2-4 months with the caption “thankful for you”

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

guy who has only seen Monsters University watching Wicked: getting a lot of ‘Monsters University’ vibes from this…

submitted 103 days ago • 4 comments

I love the millennial driven trend of bars/restaurants attached to mild physical activity which is why I’m announcing my shuffle board restaurant that serves exclusively truffle infused/flavored/topped foods: truffle and shuffle

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

Godspeed to all the people going to #BlackoutWednesday tonight. I am going to #Bed

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Taking intro to bugs at UCLA (BIO27) and loudly muttering “Kafkaesque” every time I see a bug on the slideshow

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

I love being at home cause where else would my brother and I spend 10 mins trying to explain the lore of the Costco Guys and the Rizzler to my father

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

Would love to get a glimpse inside the mind of the person who curated the playlist of our commissary

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Time to play the fun game of “will I actually share my thoughts on here”…historical signs point to no

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments