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camnucopia.bsky.social
29y queer transfem extraordinaire. she/they
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i made these memes a long time ago but for some reason the term "fleshcrafting" never really took off among trans people

Barcelona’s superilla Sant Antoni is a gorgeous experiment, one that any city can try.

guy who jacks off for the health benefits

Condoms are the biggest rip-off ever. They KNOW you need two (one for the dick, one for the balls) but they mostly sell them in odd numbers like 1, 3, or 5. Greedy bastards.

teaching the chinese people about hawk tuah. they said already have a word for it. 囗活吐啊 their civilization is far more advanced than ours

my sans culotte ass would never believe in the holy royal authority of any man named "louie"

I refuse to shut up about this: NYC started charging $9 to bring a car into our most transit-rich zone, the haters & trolls predicted doom, but traffic evaporated instantly and here’s Times Square tonite (even after the holiday tourists have left). For a better future, build transit & price driving!

the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded

Imagine if you were French

Best friends

[defensively, to the chad hunter gatherers mocking me while I till my fields],

I know not what hardware Windows 12 will run on, but Windows 13 will run on sticks and stones

What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!

i have no enemies

#FoxOfTheDay 🦊 A delightful image of Fox cubs holding onto each other’s tails. 💚 📸 Credit: Tavistock Photo. #WildlifePhotography #Nature #Foxes

Security pro tip: if you find a USB key on the ground somewhere, DO NOT plug it in to your home computer. Take it to the office and plug it in there. They have way better software that will mitigate any threats.

Audio Jungle

#fossilheads

Currently taking Kendrick's hot dog order and he's just SCREAMING it at me

update incoming

hey man, noticed that you didnt say “cow” when we passed that field of cows earlier. what the fuck is wrong with u?

Problematic philosophers, a thread:

Wish more people realised that for most art businesses, there's only one person doing all the work. Creating, shipping, admin, promotion, starting feuds with other artists, painting unflattering portraits of them into historical scenes, trying to poison them, it's all one person.

A list of bands in order of efficacy: 3. Placebo 2. The Cure 1. Prevention

“Go piss girl” really mightve been the last meme with longevity that wasnt out of irony

Good morning ☀️ my little compressed image files

Repeatedly asking the taxi driver if he needs any help driving the taxi. "I could do the pedals?" He keeps telling me to get out but I won't

But idk yall.. I’m just a singer who plays the flute & twerks 🤷🏾‍♀️

how many she/hers in the house?!?!?!?!

can’t believe heavens gate got cancelled by the woke mob 🤦‍♀️

Thought a French guy was calling me a "Hon" but he was just laughing

This one got a lot of traction on twitter. Based on my desire to eat a fidough (it looks delicious) 🍞 #art #fanart #pokemon #pokemonsv

We at the fucking function

momma bollard teaching her young to wait until there are no cars to cross the street

Just can't get enough

i'm in the house like carpet

the moon and the waves 🌙🌊