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i made these memes a long time ago but for some reason the term "fleshcrafting" never really took off among trans people

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Barcelona’s superilla Sant Antoni is a gorgeous experiment, one that any city can try.

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

guy who jacks off for the health benefits

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Condoms are the biggest rip-off ever. They KNOW you need two (one for the dick, one for the balls) but they mostly sell them in odd numbers like 1, 3, or 5. Greedy bastards.

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teaching the chinese people about hawk tuah. they said already have a word for it. 囗活吐啊 their civilization is far more advanced than ours

submitted 43 days ago • 10 comments

my sans culotte ass would never believe in the holy royal authority of any man named "louie"

submitted 46 days ago • 20 comments

I refuse to shut up about this: NYC started charging $9 to bring a car into our most transit-rich zone, the haters & trolls predicted doom, but traffic evaporated instantly and here’s Times Square tonite (even after the holiday tourists have left). For a better future, build transit & price driving!

submitted 47 days ago • 115 comments

the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded

submitted 48 days ago • 343 comments

Imagine if you were French

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Best friends

submitted 65 days ago • 38 comments

[defensively, to the chad hunter gatherers mocking me while I till my fields],

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I know not what hardware Windows 12 will run on, but Windows 13 will run on sticks and stones

submitted 77 days ago • 79 comments

What is the charge?! Eating a meal???? A succulent McDonald’s meal?!?!

submitted 79 days ago • 132 comments

i have no enemies

submitted 89 days ago • 238 comments

#FoxOfTheDay 🦊 A delightful image of Fox cubs holding onto each other’s tails. 💚 📸 Credit: Tavistock Photo. #WildlifePhotography #Nature #Foxes

submitted 90 days ago • 140 comments

Security pro tip: if you find a USB key on the ground somewhere, DO NOT plug it in to your home computer. Take it to the office and plug it in there. They have way better software that will mitigate any threats.

submitted 91 days ago • 467 comments

Audio Jungle

submitted 91 days ago • 6 comments

#fossilheads

submitted 91 days ago • 313 comments

Currently taking Kendrick's hot dog order and he's just SCREAMING it at me

submitted 94 days ago • 44 comments

update incoming

submitted 94 days ago • 4 comments

hey man, noticed that you didnt say “cow” when we passed that field of cows earlier. what the fuck is wrong with u?

submitted 96 days ago • 13 comments

Problematic philosophers, a thread:

submitted 95 days ago • 33 comments

Wish more people realised that for most art businesses, there's only one person doing all the work. Creating, shipping, admin, promotion, starting feuds with other artists, painting unflattering portraits of them into historical scenes, trying to poison them, it's all one person.

submitted 96 days ago • 201 comments

A list of bands in order of efficacy: 3. Placebo 2. The Cure 1. Prevention

submitted 97 days ago • 487 comments

“Go piss girl” really mightve been the last meme with longevity that wasnt out of irony

submitted 97 days ago • 13 comments

Good morning ☀️ my little compressed image files

submitted 98 days ago • 49 comments

Repeatedly asking the taxi driver if he needs any help driving the taxi. "I could do the pedals?" He keeps telling me to get out but I won't

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But idk yall.. I’m just a singer who plays the flute & twerks 🤷🏾‍♀️

submitted 99 days ago • 307 comments

how many she/hers in the house?!?!?!?!

submitted 99 days ago • 23 comments

can’t believe heavens gate got cancelled by the woke mob 🤦‍♀️

submitted 99 days ago • 45 comments

Thought a French guy was calling me a "Hon" but he was just laughing

submitted 101 days ago • 25 comments

This one got a lot of traction on twitter. Based on my desire to eat a fidough (it looks delicious) 🍞 #art #fanart #pokemon #pokemonsv

submitted 101 days ago • 36 comments

We at the fucking function

submitted 115 days ago • 2 comments