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Ancient Eldritch Abomination. Asexual. Autistic. Boatie. Feminist. Genderqueer. Ineffable Auncle. Misfortune Teller. Parent of shiny_shiny_leaf. Reverend in The United Church Of Bacon. Space Monkey. SteamGoth. TBI Survivor. Therian. paypal.me/CanalCryptid
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'As Mayor of this City and District I think it is vitally important that we acknowledge the significance of the Irish language within our city's diverse cultural landscape and pledge our support towards this campaign for an end to the cuts'

get yourself a girl whose theme could be described as, 'vaguely nautical'

Newest podcast obsession - Monstrous Agonies - @monstrouspod.bsky.social 😁

Losing 2-3 hours every morning to my hands not working now. The pain. But apparently I have to use "wellness thinking" & practice "holistic awareness" because pain relief is just a crutch so I'm not allowed any. Tell me without telling me that you & everyone you love are fully able bodied, doctor.

New here? Struggling with Long Covid or think you might have Long Covid? I’ve written a series of guides about two of the most common and difficult to diagnose comorbids: POTS and MCAS. If you’re newly diagnosed or undiagnosed, if you’ve been told it’s “all in your head”… read on! 🧵

THIS IS TODAY!

$152 left to replace my laptop #MutualAid #TransMutualAid #ArtistMutualAid #HelpSky #Fundsky

The gym.

If you thought this flu season was bad…

When you see the news about the cuts to Medicaid it is not enough to say “people will die,” for in terms of these cuts it is not that people are dying, but that people are being killed.

Tips for success in business: - work hard - grow out your antlers and fangs - wrap yourself in enchanted flames - you will have no rivals when they have all fled the building

. "Like, Trump is LITERALLY being given free reign, taking on the mantel of kingship, you know? He doesn't have to tow the line or reap what he sews, you know? He is a dictator, all intensive purposes."

The more details I learn about the rollout of the Deferred Resignation Program the more certain I am that every story about companies associated with Elon Musk needing teams to keep things functioning despite him is completely true. He’s the personification of white male incompetence failing upward.

Spring arriving

I hear the measles outbreak is getting worse. I hear the H5N1 crisis is getting worse. I hear the quad-demic is getting worse. I fear that this society is getting worse.

"I'm such a night owl," I say, spinning my head 180 degrees to watch the rising full moon, awaiting the transformation…

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Not having a good day. That nightmare this morning really screwed me up.

"I never thought leopards would eat MY face," sobbed woman who voted for Leopards Eating People's Faces Party is one thing, but I never anticipated the voters who say, “But eating my face is part of the Leopards’ plan, so I support it"

Another neat thing my shelter offers is access to things like hair dye and makeup when they have it. Please check with your local shelters and even encourage them to make a wish list if they don't have one!

Your daily horoscope: Today you will feel like a top hat - stiff, dark, and out of place in our modern world.

Won't somebody think of the energy companies?

Tbf, we didn't only steal hood ornaments. Any social worker daft enough to park on the estate would come back to a car up on bricks and stripped of anything a child/teenager could rip or crowbar off of it. A proper childhood.

This bloody rain! Got soaked doing the first load of wooding. Got to go back out in it to do a second load. Then got to go shopping. My love of water is being sorely tested.

Not all heroes wear capes 🤣

. He's from Michigan's 66th District. If you can get there, GET THERE. PLEASE read the ALT Text. This man is fucking DANGEROUS (if you can't tell by looking at him). He wants to ban BIRTH CONTROL, ABORTION, & GAY MARRIAGE. Meaning, make it ILLEGAL. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_Sc...

my student: the ides of March are coming up me: my student: the Senate has the chance to do the funniest thing possible, that’s all I’m saying

please can anybody help?♿️ any donation is a good donation - $1, $5 or $50! share if nothing else!💸💕 V: Mikrokosmochi C: NamjoonMoonie

city model from 'Metropolis' (1927) preserved at the Deutsche Kinemathek museum📽️

I could use some help spreading the word. My new little book is about two sisters who hunt down killers and collect body parts while complicating their lives with volatile magics, bizarre visions, and a mysterious mouth in the wall. Think Junji Ito meets Little Women. ghoulish.rip/product/fami...

My newest creation is Meredith, the fabric art ghost. I designed and hand-sewed her. Meredith enjoys devouring poisonous wildflowers and making her ectoplasm toxic. She tells people she's never seen the moon although this is a blatant lie. jeremycreature.etsy.com

Can't open the cat food. Hands not working, hurting so much. Got four cats begging round my feet and I can't open the bloody can. What good am I if I can't even feed my kittens.

boost for fox 💸💕🖤🧡

Just woke up from another nightmare about him. Having them pretty much every time I fall asleep. Even dead he won't leave me alone. I'm so tired.

Your horoscope for today: Be like quicksand, and drag down anyone foolish enough to cross you.

“A Woman of the Wood” this is one of my favorite folk horror drawings.

I'm so excited to see Fae's patreon launch! You should definitely check this out.

trees will scratch your back with their branches if you ask them nicely