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but rest assured: this will be the sixth time we have cancelled titanfall 3, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it

smdh white folks always stealing shit that black folks did first

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

u know what you're right. everyone i don't like IS hitler.

unconcerned with proving that weirdo is actually Elon doing cosplay, it's the funniest possible outcome so that's what I'm choosing to believe

i’m not joking

Thoguhts Of Life—Ive replaced evero screen in my goon cave w/ a diff. translation of the Epic Of Gilgamesh. My mind has become rather Honed

Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate

ok since we're doing these

if aleck baldwin tried to shoot me on the set of RUST (2024) i would beat his fuckin ass

#deer 🦌

Well this is grim

When you think of it, isekai is hedonistic and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper liberal movement should seek to abolish it.

7 years ago I hit a gray alien with my car and tossed it's body into a ditch before driving away

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

ok but how funny would it be if the hawk tuah girl goes to jail

post this on your profile today to make sure federal agents know that everything you posted today was just jokes

*hospital blows up in Gaza* "well that's a nuanced issue." *Ceo responsible for who knows how many deaths* "please be respectful of the dead!"

me @ god

This app will never truly replace Twitter until every time you make a viral post you get two people with zero reading comprehension skills having an indecipherable argument in your mentions

This is what feminism looks like, guys

i bet i could safely & effectively utilize gun kata in a real-life combat scenario. it probably wouldn’t even be all that hard

it would be so funny if this is how his presidency ended. months before his term ends, he just walks into the rainforest and is never seen again

apps should never work

just fyi some ppl still need to use twitter for their livelihood and it’s really gross to act superior just because thats not you. like its really the only place i can recruit ppl to my cryptocurrency scam

Can we normalize goatse?

oh my god the resistance libs are doing nocomradesunder1K