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I have no idea what I'm doing. DMV Just a nerd being a nerd on the Internet. Groundbreaking.
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Me: "I don't want to celebrate my birthday for just existing. I want to celebrate my achievements - things I actually accomplish" Also me: "Nothing I've accomplished is actually that good or deserving of celebration"

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Post a female character you love

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Drop something GREEN

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I enjoy a funny Valentine as much as the next emotionally stunted gremlin, but I get anxious sharing them with friends cause I don't want them to think it's an actual valentine, I just think it's funny.

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DM: So the elves- me: twinks DM: -and the dwarves- me: bears DM: -teamed up against the orcs- me: leather daddies DM: Okay, you need to stop.

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Remember the Telosians from Star Trek? How they were dying out because they no longer knew how to repair the machines that kept their society functioning? I think about that a lot these days.

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Who says romance is dead?

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I need a life coach, but like, just for cable management.

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Marvel Released a new animation by Wild Comet Media to celebrate the 20 year anniversary of the release of #YoungAvengers #1 (1/2)

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Only hit on my most recent playthrough, but facing an inevitable death, trying to live a good life, and navigating a complex, if loving relationship with family and friends hit enough notes to resonate with me.

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Okay, help me out with the lingo. Netflix is to chill as Disney+ is to _____?

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I better never have to take a govt mandated insider threat or cyber security awareness training ever again.

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Found on Reddit

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Born to hunt ancient gods. Forced to dial into daily stand ups.

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People: I hate this company it’s too expensive, treats me like garbage, doesn’t care if I live or die! Also people: the govt should be run like a company

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Blaming my mistakes at work on the f*ggot DEI hire (me)

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Okay, I guess I'll check out Balatro.

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LGB without the T is the greatest act of cowardice the gay community has ever produced. It is saying “We escaped the deadly risk of being ourselves with your help, now youre on your own.” As far as I’m concerned, LGB without the T is anti-queer. It is heterosexual, patriarchal bootlicking.

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Told my straight friend about my vitamin D deficiency and he said he'd help me out. I guess he's funny?

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You're telling me I can't get double teamed by the coffee addicted demonic assassin and the reluctant single father warden? Smh I thought Bioware games were supposed to be woke.

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This counts as cosplay, right? Anyway, magfest.

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Trans rights are human rights. I love all my trans homies ♥️

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I know picking on plot holes in Star Wars is lazy, but the High Republic really created a computer to manage an entire planet and mint with _no_ high availability or disaster recovery? Smh they got what they deserved.

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Mass Effect 2's impact: To this day I can't do story missions in any game while there are unfinished side quests. Just. In. Case.

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#booksky spirits, please connect me with readers who like 💞Monster and Paranormal Romance 🦑monstrous appendages 🦊silver foxes 🩶age gap 🌶️SPICE 🌎diverse books I’m Jo, a queer Asian author, and I’d love to make my way onto your tbr list!

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I know it wasn't everyone's cup of tea, but I really enjoyed it and thought it made good use of the touchscreen for controls.

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Reading John Jackson Miller's Kenobi with D+'s Obi-Wan Kenobi playing in the background to try to experience living two timelines simultaneously.

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