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Cat lover. Horror movie freak. Book reader. Lazy bastard. Gayyyyy boy living in Austin, Texas but pining for Europe.
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I flipped off two different CyberTrucks today. Life is good.

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We may not have a functioning democracy but at least we have cats.

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Still processing Folsom and my life in a red state so here’s another pic of my cat.

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Happy Folsom to those who celebrate and the suckers and losers who don’t. Stay hydrated, don’t forget the sun screen and prepare to see a lot of butts. Amen.

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Folsom continues to get me out of my comfort zone. Attending Magnitude and not sure it’s my vibe so hope to touch butts to center. Feel free to present yours if it needs to be groped.

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Not sure the new Xiu Xiu album is really the right vibe for Folsom but, nevertheless, I’m obsessed.

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The time difference coming from TX to CA has my body shook. Up far too early after tucking in at 3:30 in the morning. Nothing a little coffee can’t fix. See you at the Mr. S Saturday Folsom party. No willing butt or peen will remain unmolested.

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I touched a lot of butts and a lot of peens in Powerhouse. Folsom shenanigans are the best.

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Getting ready for my Folsom Friday at Powerhouse for Stank. By ready I mean I haven’t worn deodorant for a week.

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Checking off my Folsom to so list. Hot Cookie in my belly. Not a euphemism.

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Folsom bound!

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Wht if you sniffed me by the giant wooden cock at Powerhouse during Folsom?

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Ken Paxton is a ghoul. Such a trash human. www.kxan.com/news/texas/p...

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I’m a little teapot short and stout. #cat

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What a calamity! Just found out Peaches is performing the same night I have tickets for Magnitude. Folsom weekend is full of too many choices and not enough me to go around.

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Contemplating my Folsom attire but body dysmorphia keeps telling me to cover as much up as possible.

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Listening to YACHT and reminiscing on their 2016 Folsom Street Fair performance. Good time singing along to Psychic City with all the other half naked folks. Don’t want to forget the fully naked people. Shout out to you and your body positivity. #folsom #yacht

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San Francisco bound in one week. Super excited about Folsom. Weather forecast looking good. Hitting up Powerhouse, Mr. S, Magnitude, Hot Cookie and, of course, Folsom Street Fair on Sunday. Lawd Jaysus save my soul. #folsom, #folsomsf, #hotcookie, #powerhouse, #magnitude, #sanfrancisco

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They called me an elder. That hit hard.

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I’m not worried about the impending civil war because apparently nobody can hit the side of a barn. #trump #guns

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The cashier at the grocery store kept side eyeing me and looking uncomfortable and I could not figure out why. Saw my shirt in the mirror when I got home and it clicked. Looks like we both got a story to tell out of that interaction. #humancentipede #horror #funny

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That Caturday nap hitting hard. Legs in the air like he just don’t care.

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Watching The Nun for “the scenery.”

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Lil’ Britches finding an even softer and more comfy spot after Buckle bullied him out of the bed.

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Buckle stole the bed and claimed the tennis ball that fascinates him.

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Buckle just found the least useful leg position when his dad is playing Diablo IV. #cat #diabloiv

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Is it wrong that I want to fuck Travis Kelce’s mustache? #traviskelce

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Unexpected day off due to low census at work. Brain: take a stupid walk for your stupid mental health you depressed bitch. Mother Nature: not so fast, depression for you! #monday #mentalhealth #depression #allergies

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Come on nature, fix my mental health issues. #nature #mentalhealth

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Happy Caturday from Buckle and Lil’ Britches! May all who celebrate, and the losers that don’t, enjoy this high holy day. #caturday #gingercat #weirdo

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