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28, disabled, asexual. they/them. fanfic writer, creator of the hambleverse
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Hi! 👋 I’m Reid, they/them, I’m 18+, autistic, and blind. I write a lot of fanfic about my ships being domestic and having kids. cannibalspectacle.straw.page

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Jin Ling: what kind of evil person would use demonic cultivation? Sizhui: MY MOMMY SO SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan, I’m afraid I’ve been thinking. Lan Wangji: A dangerous pastime. Wei Wuxian: I know.

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Wake up, besties, new fic just dropped! !! The Lan family, in the aftermath of the Burial Mounds. archiveofourown.org/works/64708021

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Send me fic questions and/or prompts, mayhaps? 👉👈 cannibalspectacle.straw.page

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RIP Wei Wuxian, you would have loved The Cup Song

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Literally anyone: [mentions Wei Wuxian within Lan Wangji’s earshot] Lan Wangji: [grips his sword in gay]

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Thought about Wangxian as Anya/Dmitri from Anastasia, no one speak to me

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Lan Zhan: shufu, I’m marrying Wei Ying Lan Qiren: I WANT GRANDKIDS! Lan Zhan, holding up A-Yuan: BOGO deal.

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“Teenagers” by MCR is a Wei Wuxian song, in this essay I will—

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Nobody: No one at all: Not even Hannibal: Will: You’re only considered an arsonist after your second fire, which means everyone gets one freebie.

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Wei Wuxian: So I’ve started seeing someone. Wen Qing: As in dating or hallucinations?

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Wei Ying, to Lan Zhan: would you like to stay for dinner? A-Yuan, from a distance: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

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Send me fic questions and/or prompts, mayhaps? 👉👈 cannibalspectacle.straw.page

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Adam, at any given moment: I’m gettin a choccy milk.

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Hannibal, raising his voice slightly so he can speak to Will down at the other end of the grocery store aisle: Will, do you want any chips? Will, at full volume: I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. Hannibal: That’s reasonable. Will: Wait... three? Cop: Yes? Adam: OH MY GOD, NIGEL FELL OFF!

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A-Yuan, in the middle of the market: da-ddy? Lan Zhan: do i loOK LIKE—

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The in-universe true crime podcast episodes about Hannigram must be WILD

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wei ying: what’chu say about the wens? wei ying: hold my flute. lan zhan: kick his ass, baby, i got yo flute

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RIP Will Graham, you would have loved “Fast Car” by Tracy Chapman

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Wangji, hopping on Sword Airlines: wife, wait for me. burial mounds is not that far.

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Hannibal’s lawyer: Your Honor, my client would like to plead “whoopsie-daisies”

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žvaigždė, chapter 75: planting radishes Adam and Will make some new friends. #Hambleverse archiveofourown.org/works/309485...

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Brainrot of the day: The way that, in “Suffering”, Odysseus practically SCREAMS at the siren, “and my real wife knows I DON’T HAVE A DAUGHTER!” because like. He might have. He might have had a daughter (or even daughters!) by now, if he hadn’t been forced to go to war! He lost so much time!

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Hi, I'm kinda lonesome, please leave me messages/questions and maybe some doodles. cannibalspectacle.straw.page

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… “No One Mourns The Wicked” but it’s Wangxian, in this essay I will—

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On a long car ride, leave me questions and doodles please cannibalspectacle.straw.page

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Me, holding Will Graham gently in my hands: it’s just an infant… it’s just a boy…….

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On a long car ride, leave me questions and doodles please cannibalspectacle.straw.page

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Oh, Phantom of the Opera 25th Anniversary Proshot, we’re really in it now

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Driving up to Michigan tonight (from Ohio) for an appointment tomorrow with Allegedly The Best Retina Specialist Ever and I’m very nervous. I don’t even know what to pack!

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Have we, as a fandom, really sat down and considered that the HEU is basically the pokemon evolution of Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons?

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Never forget one of the funniest things I’ve ever done

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Hannibal AU where everything is the same except everyone talks to Hannibal when he’s in prison like he’s a toddler. “Oh, you seem to be having some big feelings. Do you wanna talk about it?”

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Hannibal “as soon as he unblocks me, the wedding is back on” Lecter

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Hannibal: I can guarantee, in ten years, I will be Will’s second spouse. Will: What happened to my first spouse? Hannibal: Nothing you can prove.

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