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I found out yesterday that fly-fishing line can be useful in knitting. Yarn shop AU thoughts being thunk.

In my mind, Hannibal is kind of Will’s hype man. Like, he’s the guy that gets the “(feat.)” credit in a song, and his whole contribution is being in the background like “YEAHHHH” and “OKAYYYYY”

Shawty having those apple-bottom jeans, boots with the fur, AND them baggy sweatpants, Reeboks with the strap, apparently at the same time, leads me to believe that the aforementioned shawty had more than one set of legs and feet. Shawty was a centaur, in this essay I will—-

Periodic reminder that in the books, Freddy Lounds (who is the one burned by the Dragon) canonically calls Will a cunt 🤣

Frederick Chilton fancam/edit set to the “Survivor”/“I Will Survive” mashup from Glee

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Would Adam like mac and cheese pizza? Discuss.

“Waving Through A Window” is an Adam song and I cry about it daily

Someone: Is this man bothering you? Will, looking directly at Hannibal: Yes, but he’s my husband, so I signed up for this.

And Ithaca’s waiting, my kingdom is waiting, Penelope’s waiting for me….

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The overblown, super dramatic, mid-argument “BECAUSE I LOVE YOU” is the best trope ever invented, I will not be taking criticism at this time

Thinking about post-fall Will being ADORED & WORSHIPPED by Hannibal as his way of making amends for everything Will went through. Will being flustered & overwhelmed, not sure how to handle Hannibal’s obvious devotion, but finding he likes being treated like he’s precious

Hannibal: I am at a loss for words! Will, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, Hannibal proceeded to lecture me for the next fifteen minutes.

My mom made spaghetti with taco meat, anybody else want some?

Does this little “sitting and reading” spot look okay?

Everybody stop and look at my best friend, Molly, rocking the egg fit I gave her

Do any of my Fannibal friends here also play Animal Crossing?

Every year at my Yearly Wellness Appointment, my doctor is like “Have you considered therapy?” And every year I’m like “Have you considered how expensive therapy is?”

I cannot explain it. But this is Hambleverse Will and Adam, To Me.

rip dante alighieri you would have loved wattpad

Do you think Hannibal accepts Medicaid?

Went to my Yearly Wellness Appointment with my doctor and I scored so “high” on the Mental Health Screening that my doctor suggested I seek therapy, lmao, Will Graham Era

I love this! I’ve always thought that Adam would love Blue’s Clues, but he would only watch the seasons with Steve, because Adam Does Not Like Change.

Are seahorse babies called seafoals? I feel like they should be!

I can’t sleep, you should leave me messages and doodles. Ask me questions maybe. cannibalspectacle.straw.page

Hannibal when Will choked up an ear that Hannibal very much deliberately put down his throat:

Will never forget how Will said, repeatedly, “I can’t keep doing this, it’s horrible for my mental state”, Jack guilt-tripped him into not quitting, and then later when Will’s mental state is predictably worse, Jack goes “You wanna quit?” all mockingly. He tried to! You didn’t LET him quit?

“Daddy, did you have a bad dream?” Will looks up from his waffles, puzzled. “Not that I remember, no. Why, baby?” Adam watches him with a frown. “I woke up in the middle of the night to potty, and I heard you scream.” Hannibal chokes on his orange juice. #Hambleverse

I may have actually given myself a knitting-based finger injury

WAKE UP BESTIES NEW ONESHOT JUST DROPPED archiveofourown.org/works/63122350

Chat, how do we feel about this? (Not Hambleverse for once, holy shit)

Me: [thinks about Tristhad and Hannigram for five seconds] Me: WHEN! MY! TIME! COMES! AROUND! LAY ME GENTLY IN THE COLD DARK EARTH—

Love waking up in pain for no discernible reason. Love that for me.

Nigel: Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving & sweating & whatnot. Now make the happy chemical. Adam: Did you do the thing with the lying unconscious for 8 hours? Nigel: … Fuck.

Hannibal, slamming Adam’s bedroom door open: Aha! You ARE kissing! Adam and Nigel: [literally just sitting on Adam’s bed] Adam: Really? Nigel, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down. #Hambleverse

Nigel: Who’s your favorite fictional vampire? Adam: The one from Sesame Street. Nigel: He doesn’t count. Adam: I can assure you, he does.

Nigel: Mr. Graham, I’m asking for your permission to date your son. Will: What is this, the Middle Ages? You don’t need my permission, Adam is his own person. But, since you asked, no. Beat me in a duel first. #Hambleverse

[Adam and Nigel are skipping rocks on a lake] Adam: It’s a beautiful evening. Nigel, whispering: Take that, you fucking lake.

Will: Making breakfast for my beautiful husband!! Hannibal: Who the fuck is burning my kitchen down?

Hannibal: Have I ever told you that you’re beautiful when you’re angry? Will: Well then, I’m about to be gorgeous!