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Saw Dying Wish in concert a couple days ago. Felt like I got a free EEG #epilepsy

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Spring blooms at the botanical garden this morning 🌷

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Does the “show less like this” button do anything? I hit that button a million times a day and the discover feed still shows me the same shit I don’t want to see.

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Did I just see Chad Smith on drums with Elton John and Brandi Carlile?? #SNL

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So happy Women’s Elite Rugby has their matches available on streaming for free. Looking forward to seeing the sport grow and going to a match someday #ChicagoTempest

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They’re playing SZA in the cardiologist’s office

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20 years ago, 8 year old me sat down to watch the premier of a show I would fall in love with and carry with me through life. I’m so grateful to have bonded with my friends over this show through childhood and had the opportunity to cry my eyes out at the live orchestra performance last fall #ATLA

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I did not realize how small Paul Simon is until seeing him next to Sabrina Carpenter #SNL50

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Melissa Villaseñor’s impression of Lady Gaga singing Shallow on The Weekend Update is my Roman Empire #SNL50

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Is that a hurdy gurdy I see??? #SNL50

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I may be missing something, but I’ve never understood the hate that Mumford and Sons gets

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Me whenever Brandi sings The Joke #SNL50 #SNL50Concert

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I feel like The Joke becomes an even more powerful song as time goes on #SNL50

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Why is this Lonely Island medley so magical #SNL50

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Holding the mic up to Jerry Seinfeld to avoid singing your lines is crazyyy. Loved it though 😂 #SNL50

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God I miss Cecily Strong on SNL 😭

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Love Miley calling out the celebrities for being a boring crowd 😌 #SNL50

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Does anyone else’s cat try to put their paw in your mouth when you yawn or is it just because mine is orange?

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One step closer to a Bills vs. Eagles Super Bowl

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So glad TikTok was brought back in time for me to cry over videos of kids in Louisiana playing in snow for the first time in their life.

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How I’m feeling after I finally finished Fate Breaker by @victoriaaveyard.bsky.social

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Every year I sign up for Paramount+ to watch post season football, and every year I am shocked that it is still the shittiest streaming app

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Woke up in my post nap delirium and opened TikTok out of habit. Realized what I was doing wouldn’t work, got sad, and then it DID work???

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Lions out, Rams will probably be out, TikTok is dead, inauguration on Monday. What a three day weekend of monumental disappointment.

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should’ve known the lions were in trouble when people started calling them “america’s team” have you seen america

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Reading posts from people freaking out about Goff’s interceptions tonight

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I’ve been a lifelong Rams fan and it’s fun explaining to my non-football watching friends why I also root for the Lions #JaredGoffStan

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I think it’s very interesting to see different people’s tolerance for “weird” art, specifically in music.

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Me: I’m starting to understand knitting! Me after realizing I have three more stitches than I cast on initially:

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How I’m feeling after shoveling ~10 inches of snow

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Somewhere out there is a universe where Kamala won and half of Bluesky had to get a whole new personality that isn’t just watching MSNBC and posting Ai generated cat memes that wear “💙💙💙FUCK TRUMP 💙💙💙” sunglasses.

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Learning about cooking and experimenting with food is all fun and games until I meal prep a mistake that I have to eat for the next five days.

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Wishing everyone a good Christmas nap 🎄

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I can’t imagine joining a social media app with the intention of getting internet famous. I’m just here to yap into the void.

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Begging the Prime Video app to not be trash tonight 🥲 #GoRams

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Chiefs on Sunday Night Football!! You know what that means?? Game on mute and headphones on.

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i was born in the right generation i love sabrina carpenter and chappell roan and vaccines

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The art and the artist #cats

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And the sky is blue

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Me: I need to save money. Me when I see a moss agate moissanite ring 40% off:

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Why did it take me this long to learn about moderation lists?? I haven’t seen the same five shitty political memes reposted 100 times in a row since using one to get rid of the weirdos that think homophobia/transphobia is fine as long as it’s to make fun of conservatives.

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It’s #Thanksgiving, which means people are talking about turduckens, and I am reminded of the time the secretary at my high school said “turfucken” on every classroom speaker in the school. And I will always be thankful for that laugh.

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Last Sunday, I was stuck in front of the most obnoxious, angry Bears fans on a train from Chicago. I just know those two probably ruined their family’s Thanksgiving today.

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Today’s vibes

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