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Having a post insanity Adult Relaxation Aid to get myself back to center

About to take Son of Cerdo to one of his classmate’s birthday party which is being held at an indoor trampoline park/arcade. I’m taking an Advil preemptively

Went to the farmer’s market and did I enjoy a mimosa whilst purchasing some delicious locally made jam? Dear reader, you know I did

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“SuperHard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR, MCU, Bond, Harry Potter, Fast & Furious, Mission: Impossible)

At Son of Cerdo’s school’s spring festival and the DJ is just *blasting* Gloria Estefan. No Gloria, I will not turn the beat around, you can’t make me

This dude just described every Vikings fan, including myself

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU TRADED BACK IN FOR DART?!

Hearing through the grapevine, so take this with a massive pinch of salt, that NSF is bracing for a 55% budget cut, which would cripple its research mission

It isn’t enough that they disappeared her husband to a foreign dungeon without due process, they need to send their army of goons after this poor woman. JFC

Look. You've got two days to get 25% off ordering a copy of Iconoclast; or, the Death and Resurrection of Lazarus Keaton from B&N. Do it. Cyberpunk neo-noir about the lengths oligarchs will go for power and the people willing to stop them. www.barnesandnoble.com/w/iconoclast...

the WSJ misspelled “redistributed”

#sext Harissa-mustard marinated pork with braised carrot-red bell pepper-jalapeño cauliflower rice pilaf & Cajun dirty rice with black beans. Finished with scallion grass, Ruby Rows tomatoes, and scratch made habanero-honey reduction.