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Democratic Party Announces Presidential Candidate for 2028: Neville Chamberlain

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My name is Mike and I like Nike

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Only a w***e person would let a fucking bird put their foot in their mouth holy shit

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Republicans are not going to change their minds because you use words or reason. Their belief system reviles history and knowledge because it’s better to feel right than know the truth.

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Just paid 2x for the same shit quality haircut. I don’t want to have to drive for an hour to pay $80 a month to get a decent fade. Where are all the Middle Eastern barbers in the PNW??

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Someone said California sends THOUSANDZ of dollars to red states. Which… is true but it’s like saying the ocean has a cup of water in it

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TRANSLOCATOR: Vietnams answer to the Apple AirTag

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Defeated by a ghost

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Why are we allowing the peasants to govern themselves? Is it really a good idea? Only those who live inside the walls should have a say. We, after all, are the most valuable members of society.

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These people have no fucking CLUE that I could go hog wild at any moment

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Should have been doing a heavy low row all along

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Burning all my Carrie underwood albums onto 650MB CD-Rs for archival safekeeping

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Trump can run for president but he can’t vote???

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Stumbling up the steps to finally reach the top and spill the secrets of my mortality on the floor, hands unable to keep them hidden any longer. I flop over onto my back and let the overhead light caress my face. Its warmth lets me know: I am forgiven. I close my eyes and think of you one last time

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Tradition

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TIL the word quarantine comes from the Christian custom of a 40 day period after giving birth that a woman was barred from entering the church because having a baby made women spiritually impure. If the baby was a girl, it was 80 days, because the priests said girls were twice as impure as boys. 😃

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Did they suddenly make instagrams ”Suggested for you” algorithm useful? Because it’s showing me people I actually know now.

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I had my library card number memorized before my home phone number (yes home phone like the one that stays in your house and doesn’t leave or show you pictures of cats)

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Imagine being woke in 1935

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wtf kind of car can drive for 12 hours without stopping for gas

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Wicked or dicked

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speculative background music If you model rice as a soup, it’ll help you lay the foundations for deeper understanding

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Never gonna happen but it would be interesting to see the geolocation of accounts who constantly get involved in big political slap fights on bluesky.

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Critical thinking and analysis skills

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I think on bsky some people leave off halfway through a post, come back and finish it with a completely different conclusion than the premise.

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Democratic Party Announces Presidential Candidate for 2028: Neville Chamberlain

My name is Mike and I like Nike

Only a w***e person would let a fucking bird put their foot in their mouth holy shit

Republicans are not going to change their minds because you use words or reason. Their belief system reviles history and knowledge because it’s better to feel right than know the truth.

Just paid 2x for the same shit quality haircut. I don’t want to have to drive for an hour to pay $80 a month to get a decent fade. Where are all the Middle Eastern barbers in the PNW??

Someone said California sends THOUSANDZ of dollars to red states. Which… is true but it’s like saying the ocean has a cup of water in it

TRANSLOCATOR: Vietnams answer to the Apple AirTag

Defeated by a ghost

Why are we allowing the peasants to govern themselves? Is it really a good idea? Only those who live inside the walls should have a say. We, after all, are the most valuable members of society.

These people have no fucking CLUE that I could go hog wild at any moment

Should have been doing a heavy low row all along

Burning all my Carrie underwood albums onto 650MB CD-Rs for archival safekeeping

Trump can run for president but he can’t vote???

Stumbling up the steps to finally reach the top and spill the secrets of my mortality on the floor, hands unable to keep them hidden any longer. I flop over onto my back and let the overhead light caress my face. Its warmth lets me know: I am forgiven. I close my eyes and think of you one last time

Tradition

Did they suddenly make instagrams ”Suggested for you” algorithm useful? Because it’s showing me people I actually know now.

I had my library card number memorized before my home phone number (yes home phone like the one that stays in your house and doesn’t leave or show you pictures of cats)

Imagine being woke in 1935

wtf kind of car can drive for 12 hours without stopping for gas

Wicked or dicked

speculative background music If you model rice as a soup, it’ll help you lay the foundations for deeper understanding

Never gonna happen but it would be interesting to see the geolocation of accounts who constantly get involved in big political slap fights on bluesky.

Critical thinking and analysis skills

I think on bsky some people leave off halfway through a post, come back and finish it with a completely different conclusion than the premise.

Pretty sure that getting whomped by bass for 3 hours straight does something good for your brain

Instagram what are you saying to me

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