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Bird public request. I need to set up an Etsy account but I’m dumb as a post and don’t understand how it works, how to sell canvas paintings on it, etc. If any mutuals are interested in helping this dumbass, I will buy you a coffee or beer or dinner if you’d be willing to meet and explain it to me

Of course Saad’s first as a Knight is against the Canucks

Kevin Lockedinen

My pal @howardfox1.bsky.social reports that Hooters has filed for bankruptcy. In other words, they've gone tits up.

That was a decent earthquake lol

Shoutout to the dude who couldn’t be bothered to smoke outside while I was working. Asked him to multiple times, and it made my man cold 20x worse. Get to stay home and actually watch @donnieanddhali.bsky.social instead of streaming the audio 🔥

Friday morning banger thank you Allvin 🙏

Bill Guerin’s gonna get a bunch of people to storm the NHL offices to have the result overturned.

Oh man, I completely forgot they gave Matthews the C. No wonder why they couldn’t beat a team with Binnington in net in a deciding game.

OK, fine, Jordan Binnington can go and fake like he wants to fight one guy, as a treat.

Me to anyone cheering for Team USA:

Team Russia can keep Griftzky btw

Thank god it’s over

Team Russia got stoned by Middington and scored on by MiDavid. Unbelievable.

Freebird is an overrated as hell song and Miracle is a boring ass movie

The Johnny Hockey chant was super cool, and like others have said, it’s embarrassing that it’s taken a backseat to the inbreds in Washington and their merry gang of incels being jerkoffs

You just know some hockey media guy is gonna pick a player from Team Canada/USA in the 80’s for the OT winner and think it’s clever

Connor MiDavid

Doug Ford looks like Dennis Hopper’s Bowser if he let himself go

Mcdavid do something in a deciding game challenge

Shot of him and Matthews celebrating the goal:

Did Brady just yell “ HEY YOUUUU GUUUUUUYS”

American crowd practicing the only 3 letters in the alphabet they know

Wayne Gretzky is a fucking traitor and should be stripped of the order of canada

Oh god, someone get Griftzky off of the screen

It’s Canada. It’s Russia. It’s finally the end of this tournament 🔥

I’ve thought PK Subban was a giant asshole ever since the Jacob Panetta incident, so I’m not really surprised by today’s news.

Knew I’d seen Bill Guerin somewhere besides hockey