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Ronald McDonald should grow his hair out like Slash

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Zuck's three friends are the other horsemen of the apocalypse.

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

Why does Paul Rudd’s hair look like that? No, Paul Rudd. Bad, Paul Rudd.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

1970s Maine really has a chokehold on a demographic of urban young male

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

That old dood on the highway who turned his fuck Trudeau sign into a fuck Carney sign last week got his $ worth outta that paint can at least

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

A good friend once said (two minutes ago) “Go Woke or Get Smoked”

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

There aren’t *quite* as many shitheads as I thought, hallelujah or whatever sacrilegious expression of joy/relief you wanna pop in there

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Canada is still the best

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Where’d Kenney go? I wanted to see him swallow the lump in his throat

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone have a tiny violin?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

That biased left wing media tho

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Slippery slope from glue to human flesh, in this case

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Were we not so onslaughted with rah rah America propaganda our whole lives it’d probably be easier to wrap our heads around the fact that Russia has managed to destroy America from the inside out

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I always wondered how there were so many men selling houses full of furniture in divorce sales on marketplace but now I get it, she does not give a fuck about that furniture if it means she can get the hell away from that man

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Peeface losing his seat would be 🤌

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Zac Hyman looks like a whole ass grandpa but is 9 years younger than me? Time makes no sense

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

the boys are back in town because this is the time of year they return to lay their eggs

submitted 12 days ago • 19 comments

Hillbilly Effigy would be a better story

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus came back just in time to be the new Pope

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

The United States Has Begun The Process of Looking For A New President. That’s the headline we need

submitted 13 days ago • 8 comments

Hillbilly Elegy: First I Fucked a Couch, Then I Killed the Pope

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I always wondered how the average Joe allowed the Holocaust to happen but in today’s world the average Joe doesn’t even have a fucking clue what’s going on

submitted 14 days ago • 3 comments

Get the fuck on it, fuckos

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

despite his winking at the trucker convoy and wef nutters, i've tended to see poilievre as harper-light not trump-light, but between this and the notwithstanding clause stuff today i feel like the mask is really off now

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

Are Bebop and Rocksteady done destroying everything yet?

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Too many actions, not enough consequences.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

ABSOLUTE INSANITY 🤯 The @Canucks just became the first team in NHL history to overcome a three-goal deficit in the final minute of regulation to win!

submitted 26 days ago • 7 comments

They were talking about April Fools’ Day on the radio earlier and I was like this is so weird why are they talking about this in early March?

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Really digging your AM radio vibe I mean how many people can just cut out and be really silent under a bridge like that, wait, what are you pointing at oh shit mothman

submitted 34 days ago • 4 comments

There needs to be an "ordered while incapacitated" option on return forms.

submitted 35 days ago • 2 comments

The only motivation I need to workout these days is being stronger than the nazi fucks running around

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

*going in to donate blood* just take it all

submitted 35 days ago • 7 comments

Don't even talk to me until i've had my autopsy

submitted 45 days ago • 2 comments

Eh, I’m legit enough. *quits*

submitted 89 days ago • 3 comments

We better get fucking serious here in North America real quick

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

I knew a white lady from Texas whose husband was from Mexico and they came to Canada because he couldn’t find a well paying job in Texas, and she complained about all of the immigrants in Texas and I just wondered if she had the inability to hear the words she spoke or what exactly was going on?

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

Lol. Sure

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Apparently AHS is pretending Covid doesn’t exist anymore but sent out a letter declaring a “respiratory outbreak” (then listed a pile of Covid symptoms) at my kids’ school. That’s fun.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Whatever helps you float your boat at night

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

let’s agree to disagree and also you’re fucking wrong af

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

I totally support platforming nazis. -as long as that platform drops away and a rope is involved

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment