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canwontfuckoff.bsky.social
Yeah I don’t even know anymore.
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I guess I just intoxicated post here huh? I’m gonna kiss her.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

trans people are always welcome in my space your existence is not a threat to anything but the frail social constructs that restrain self expression and self love

submitted 42 days ago • 92 comments

Bestie is killing me. I need her to sit on my fucking face.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

I need to get a proper pc.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t a guy just jack off in peace? Wtf

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

L cannot give me the chance. I was ready to get banned from this and eat her out in from of everyone

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Aight Atlanta. What do you got for me?

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Ok. Stewardess’ ass so thicc she knocked my phone out of my hand and then someone else’s trying to apologize. Gurl. Woah

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Ok. At the airport and can’t sit still. Where are my drugs?

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Flying to Atlanta for my nerd shit. Total this flight is gonna cost me $18. 😆

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Man these edibles ain’t shit Me 5min later: FUCK I FORGOT HOW TO SIT! Also me: Is currently sitting

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t sleep. Just wanna play my game.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

I used to tweet about BJs and sex And now it’s all about dicks… I mean politicians.

submitted 110 days ago • 4 comments

My back gave out yesterday. Trying to work with my back like this almost has me in tears. No way I work the entire day like this.

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Aight. Feeling like IA is busted. Not gonna stray from my team though.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Yup. 7/7. Not gay but would just to be able to say I did.

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submitted 561 days ago • 53 comments

Just flat out disappointed in this country.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Nope. Just horny as fuck.

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Nah. Fuck this day. Let me go home to my bed and my alone time to myself. This standby your entire work day on one mother fucker is bullshit.

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Just saw a sign that said ‘corporate weed is killing our culture’ and now I have questions I feel will never get answered.

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

2 energy drinks and a pint of ice cream? Someone’s going through a break up.

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

Back and shoulder pain. Left work early to go to urgent care. Maybe I’m a perv but this chick is fucking fine. Urgent care not the place for this so at least I know I’m not dying lol.

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

GW video Soph…. WOULD

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

‘Typical Glendora Blonde’ is my kryptonite.

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

Realizing I’m kinda a POS.

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

sexchup: noun the chupa chups you keep by the bed for when you need a quick sugar hit in the middle of a sex marathon. usage: if you keep snacking on all the sexchups for funsies, i’m gonna get tired halfway thru & need a nap

submitted 144 days ago • 2 comments

Hate getting sick. No downtime as a parent.

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t wanna fucking talk about it. 5min. Later: hey what about that thing you don’t wanna talk about? And this is why I had to kill her your honor.

submitted 206 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah. Sends me a preview of the cosplay she’s doing for an event later this year. Waking up to her dressed like that how am I supposed to stay calm?

submitted 218 days ago • 0 comments

Alright. Getting in trouble with a girl at work while my fwb has been increasingly needy.

submitted 230 days ago • 0 comments

Aight. Trying this again. Thicc curvy girls just making me melt. This one is way out of state. Kinda hate it.

submitted 300 days ago • 0 comments

Aight. Need the gov to give me my tax return. Please and thank you.

submitted 308 days ago • 0 comments

Huh. Traffic is spelled with two ‘F’s. And other random shit that goes through my brain.

submitted 334 days ago • 0 comments