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caoimhenova.bsky.social
Gender-funky, Assigned British at Birth, absolutely stoppable on a bike.
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This being said, travelling with checked luggage sucks. My next trip after this is a one bag trip and I cannot wait

Birmingham Airport is brilliant, y'all just can't see it

For the record, I do actually blame America, as a whole, for all of this

The fact that the Beryl bikes app doesn't let you change the email address on your account combined with the fact it requires a phone number confirmation and you can only have one account per phone number has been a significant annoyance this morning

None of my lecturers follow me here so I can be a little bit more gloves-off about how the last few years went down

Right wing views break my brain a little bit. Recently I've seen "moderates" complaining about people with allergies, and that they very occasionally can't eat nuts on a flight. I genuinely don't know how you get to a place in life where someone else's allergy winds you up so much.

In the alternate universe where I wound up getting married, I hired a magician called Michael for my Hen party, so that I could entice guests in with the promise of seeing Magic Mike, only to truly spellbind them with top-notch illusions

The decision to not build a proper metro for Birmingham might be one of the most ridiculous urban planning moves in British history.

In case you're wondering how speaking French for the first time in years is going: Me: *orders at a cafe in French* Barista, who clocked the last two English speakers: "Voulez-vous du sucre dans votre café?" Me, very Spanishly: "Ay no"

SMH I can't believe the Witcher went woke by making Gerald trans, next they'll be making Zelda a girl

#whamageddon :(

People will say stuff like "yeah you got this babe" as if I haven't failed every major project in my adult life

It's getting harder and harder not to see political opponents as evil when they keep doing things which are ontologically evil

So I'm just straight up not getting the last 3 years of my life back, huh? Don't do a master's degree, kids

You can just call me a slur next time, Spotify

Imagine being the one Korean MP that decided to get an early night last night, waking up right now, checking your phone and realising that you missed the midnight view to stop an autocoup and also your country started and ended a coup while you slept

Sometimes I reflect on my actions and worry that I'm a deeply terrible person. Then I'll go to the cafe at work and someone's just left wrappers and cans and dispensing cups all over the place for someone else to clean up, and I realise I'm comparatively a paragon of virtue

Sort of incredible how 2024 was shaping up to be a total filler year then has just nosedived into being utter shit in the final two months

In order to get an Irish GRC you need to contact a department called Client Information Services, which is appreciated to CIS in s lot of places and I don't know whether that's ironic or very fitting

British bureaucracy: "Here's our conspicuously well designed website, go right ahead love, it's all good" Irish bureaucracy: "Here's our incomprehensible website, but you know what, just give us a call lass, we'll work it out for you" Spanish bureaucracy:

Controversial opinion but women

Off to do a thing in a bit, I'm a little bit nervous, hype me up please?

I expect the whole X. com thing to blow over in like a week btw