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capernica.avoids.work

She/they ~ 30 🧡🤍🩷 ✧ ˚ Certified yapper ✧ ˚ Anime enthusiast ✧ ˚ Book reader ✧ ˚ Single player story driven rpg player ✧ ˚ Animal lover ✧ ˚ Concert go-er. 🕹️PSN: Capernica

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I’m tired of these superficial relationships, let me know when you’re ready to accept me as your lord and savior 🙄

submitted 50 minutes ago • 4 comments

How do I get off the spectrum?

submitted 13 hours ago • 12 comments

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

And what if it is my first rodeo? What are you gonna do about it?

submitted 21 hours ago • 1 comment

In a monogamous relationship with my delusions

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Pro tip: don’t go to a concert the night before you have to travel to a different city for another concert lest you want to suffer the eepies the whole drive there.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

I’m a lot of things, but on time? Couldn’t be me.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I just told my friend we should make music. Who wants to hear me sing. That’s a joke. I can sing well but you’ll never hear it mwahaha

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

Having my pre concert meal of one bag of limón chips, I will be talking too much on here tonight

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Whoever is running this simulation needs to give me more time for video games this is getting ridiculous.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Currently getting my shit rocked by work and I have a concert tonight. If I pass away let all my friends know I said “Smell ya later”

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Don’t forget to refill the Dr Pepper dripper in my enclosure or I’ll perish

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Don’t try to tell me ADHD isn’t real because I just walked into my bathroom fully intending to take a shower, took my shirt off, and proceeded to clean my toilet instead.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Who wants to be the piñata at my birthday party I’m taking applications now

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Somebody hit the electrical equipment near my apartment so I’m just driving around aimlessly till it’s back up cause I’m not sitting in no hot ass apartment twiddling my thumbs.

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Women: We just want to be equal and have rights. Men for some reason: So what you’re saying is I can beat you up.

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

Watch how you talk to me or I’m gonna break into your house and cook you a nice dinner and tuck you in at night.

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

Did I need to buy tickets to see Lola Young? No. Did I? Yes. Am I addicted to buying concerts? No how dare you I can quit whenever I want.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

The sexual tension between me and crashing out

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Microdosing suffering by not having a second cup of coffee

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Anyone else feeling like they’re not really in their body right now? Or is that just me?

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

I’m gonna listen to the same song on repeat all day if that’s alright with you.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

I think every office needs a designated cry room.

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

Yeehaw

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

My problem with the Sunday scaries is that they keep me up late and then I have a terrible tired Monday.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Electric glass top stoves are a blight on these lands

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

A man coming up to me in the bookstore to talk to me on the first day of pride month is actually a hate crime.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

I know I just woke up but how lazy would it make me if I went back to sleep?

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Just so you know, the best time to wear a stripped sweater? All the time. One with a collar, turtleneck? Yeah, that’s the kind.

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments