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capitaloftexas.bsky.social

austin. he/him. 30-something texan transplanted to minnesota. professional musician and even more professional faggot. 🏳️‍🌈 all other socials: carillonghorn (this account is very nsfw so you know me in real life… look away)

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omg i’m watching a movie called slumber party massacre (from the early 80s) i’m nine minutes in and we’ve already had a solo topless scene and a girls’ shower scene where we see about a half dozen girls boobies it’s a 76-minute movie so like… so far it’s about 8% titties so many knockers

submitted 3 hours ago • 3 comments

wish my nose was buried in someone’s bush rn i mean oops

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

i filed my taxes friday afternoon and minnesota has already processed my return; i should get it thursday or friday. you go, north star state.

submitted 14 hours ago • 2 comments

you in high school vs. now i would kill for my hair to still be that thick

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

well i was doing fine then i went and did something that i knew was gonna hurt my feelings and shocker it did so now i’m gonna go cry about it

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

y’all i just had my soul sucked out of my peepee

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

well thanks man!

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Hairy ass <3

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

going to a movie to try and distract myself from the horrors™️ for a bit woo

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

i had a dream my (58-year-old) father got someone pregnant and i was going to be a big brother… at age 32. yikes

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

back home; did not off myself. guess laying in bed and letting my thoughts race while my ambien kicks in is the plan.

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments