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🚨 BREAKING NEWS coming out of Macdonald Islands 🚨 Seagulls are now conspiring with the penguins

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The penguins were made for this moment

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Ok. It’s serious now.

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

Chess not checkers

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Me waking up today opening Robinhood

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The internet is undefeated 😂

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Every trader after the bell today

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Dow Jones -1,253 pts 🔴 Nasdaq -868 pts 🔴 S&P 500 -217 pts 🔴 🥲

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🤣🤣

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🚨 Gold hit a new all time high record today of $3,200

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Who thinks this will end up backfiring on Trump?

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Me waiting for my brokerage to send the margin call email after Trump’s tariff announcement

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I know for sure I’d be sick 😂

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No one’s safe on the internet 😂

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The stocks I buy soon as I sell my entire position

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Just passed by the new SpaceX rocket for small payloads and was able to snap a pic before it left

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Falling knife, happy wife

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3 months ago 🥲

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This is MAGA 2.0 🤡

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Anyone got anymore ghiblis?

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Good morning to only those who know who this is

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😂😂

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These ghibli edits for memes are hilarious 😂

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We’ll be here till the very end baby!

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+1% gain +1% gain *Trump talks -15% loss

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I hope they used a protector

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Wait a damn minute…..

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XYZ investors who bought the top in 2021 and now finally getting back to breakeven 50 yrs later

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Tesla is now partnering with SpaceX rockets! Very futuristic paint job

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Who else can relate when you’re down bad? 😂

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Just spotted the newly remodeled Toyota Tacoma What do you guys think?

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Good morning

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When preparation meets opportunity

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I think about this daily

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I’m ready to change my life

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😂

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My tax accountant going thru 150 pages of my trades just to see a total profit of $17.52

submitted 15 days ago • 6 comments

“Yup. They’re calling it Happy Meal Default Swaps”

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Me checking my Nike stock I bought in 2021 thinking it was cheap, but it’s down 60%… 🔊🔊

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