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i've been here for six hours and i've already been to the gym, i had two poached eggs, and i played blackjack with harry dean stanton
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turning 30 is about having very strong opinions about the hot adult swim show of the moment

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yuck's s/t is the best album ever, big ups to blumberg

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it's crazy how lizzo just went straight past early 00's strokes-cribbing and... basically made a strokes song?

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yeah nah i'm good

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made a fabulous meal after listening to an excessive amount of Wilco today, I guess The Bear's showrunners know ball

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maybe we've been too harsh on oscars voters

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as a UCSD & GT grad, beating Cal on a last-second buzzer is very gratifying

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besties is the best black country, new road song

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forgot for a second that "super bowl pac-man marriage" was a simpsons bit and not a real thing that happened

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many of these ads have been Bad

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remaking Audition is such a fundamentally ridiculous thing to do lol

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5. morning bell (amnesiac) 4. fake plastic trees 3. reckoner 2. no surprises 1. karma police

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

that's a real play-on penalty imo

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i am not joking at all when i say that this is an Emmy-caliber television experience

submitted 53 days ago • 8 comments

drake maye when pats fans tell him to not screw up the tank:

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peak "this is why you go for it on fourth earlier" hours

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audibly screamed at that play

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beating an undefeated Utah St. team in Logan is a wild statement by UCSD

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

surprised this isn't an insanely clear go, even if bot can't tell how bad LAC D getting gashed

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

mcvay has the opportunity to do the funniest thing rn

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still unsure why bolts punted from the chiefs' 40?

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

i get you're afraid of flores but you cannot win if you kick there

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

biggest non-schedule reason why I was bullish on Bolts entering the season. chargers were running out dudes off the street at CB last season; now they've got a real talent infusion

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lol no way they did the Matlock ad right after the Scott Matlock reception

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

...did the announcer just say "palatial football palace"

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

i like how i was picking the schedule for funsies a couple of weeks back and was like "i need to throw some more random wins around, the worst teams' records are too bad" and yet here we are

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wellness check on the guy in my dynasty league who drafted jonathon brooks over brock bowers

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that play was so peak josh allen I have no words lol

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may be the first time in history I have correctly sorted out what game Taysom Hill will break out in

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