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In a world of Trumps and Putins, be a Zelensky

The Matrix comic book is a Morpheus Strip

depression is a mopeius strip

I heard the NEA is only considering proposals related to 1776 & the USA’s 250th birthday & I was feeling intensely patriotic, so I’m printing these really big posters inspired *directly* by the Founding Fathers The cut was carved from the masthead of a 19th century newspaper

PEOPLE WITH A “DON’T TREAD ON ME” FLAG: “Actually, an all-powerful king is great.”

I don’t often feel rage. That said, I’ve been getting pretty damn close, watching one of the few truly warrior like heroes in the world of leadership…Zelensky…being rat fucked by two of the biggest pieces of shit on the planet.

One of the people who runs the shower side of the shower pop up my free clothes closet is at, Deeq, needs dental help. He is genuinely one of the best souls I know. He runs the kids' programming, does Somali translation, organizes the food shelf... And he needs community right now. 💕💸

Publicly abandoning American and Ukranian democracy on the same day.

THEY ARE THE FBI. THEY ARE THE U.S. SENATE. DEFEND YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY

it's absolutely wild to shitpost about yourself being a king of a country whose entire foundational story of itself is centered on overthrowing the last person who deigned to call himself king on these shores

George: are you reading the news lately? planes are falling out of the sky Jerry: falling out of the sky? George: RIGHT OUTTA THE SKY! Jerry: but I'm supposed to fly to Florida to visit my parents! [Kramer bursts in] Kramer: hey Jerry, got any eggs?

“Ukraine was clearly asking for it, having all those natural resources and seaports right next to Russia” www.nytimes.com/2025/02/18/u...

Q: How many Democrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Wait, that's not our job. Is it? What leverage do we have? Whoops, weekend's in a few days—adjourned

mental health break? you bet it did

i feel like it's an open question whether or not the flu vaccine will even be available next season

Almost as if they were agents of a hostile foreign power sent to infiltrate our government for that very purpose

“their eagerness to debate what liberals would not even say out loud” and by this I can only assume he also means utter garbage like who is a person worthy of rights and who is not

old playbook isn’t working. new idea: let’s use the old playbook.

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

I told the cop he couldn’t arrest me because I was saving the country and he beat me unconscious.

Remember when they mocked us for saying that democracy is on the ballot?

you can look at this and say we're divided or you can look at this and say that a majority of americans oppose every one of these things

“Elon Musk is giving your bank information to cybercriminals”

A purge at the Kennedy Center open.substack.com/pub/anntelna...

I am going to be so pissed if--after everything--I do, in fact, die of dysentery.

The interim US Attorney for the Southern District of New York, a FedSoc member and former Scalia clerk, has done more to publicly expose the corruption of the Trump administration this week at greater personal cost than any elected official I can think of.