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hideous footage from a Portland protest against an ICE facility tonight. homeland security agents sallied out, focused on a single individual standing on the sidewalk. That individual attempted to walk away and was shot in the back with a taser. Screengrabs below. www.instagram.com/p/DLUKuYeOku...

Barbarians have sacked the city and they’re burning the books because they think there’s demons inside.

stop, stop, tonight can only be so enjoyable

A Muslim son of immigrants might become mayor of NYC in part because he cross endorsed and supported a Jewish candidate and Black candidate, and vice versa. It's a beautiful American story for the rest of us. A nightmare for all the right people ;) It's so New York.

This chart tells you everything you need to know about the NYC mayoral race. Everyday New Yorkers vs money.

Bill Clinton please endorse my enemies

Imagine if the Democratic Party actually helped Zohran instead of trying to kneecap him at every step. A better party is immediately possible if they stop shoving money into the anti-trans combination Racism Dial/Money Toilet and instead get behind candidates people actually want.

This man is the lead of the next Marvel movie, appearing in the next Avengers flick, one of the leads of a major HBO series, and is The Mandalorian and when every Hollywood PR hack would go "HEY PEDRO BABY SHHH ABOUT THE TRANS STUFF" he won't shut up and I will love him for it forever

New from 404 Media: 'FuckLAPD.com' is a website that lets anyone use facial recognition to instantly identify cops. Point camera, take photo, upload to site. It provides their name and salary information. Creator also rebooting their tool for identifying ICE employees www.404media.co/fucklapd-com...

Yes, I flipped off a bigot harassing toddlers at a drag queen story hour. No, I won't apologize for it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXd7...

My vision is that everyone in this administration is wearing a wearable within four years.

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Carville endorsed Cuomo for Mayor. If you’re a Democrat, you should be mad at these guys. How is the party you’ve voted in to make things better when they are propping up the worst people? The people who are blocking the progress we all want?

One of the most interesting parallels in American life right now is WWE bending over backwards for the Saudis and Trump administration and watching their fans get gradually more uneasy with it, while AEW just grinds away and slowly grows as their talent wears Abolish ICE shirts on cable TV.

They were supposed to be deporting “gang members” and “criminals.” So far, they have kidnapped people working their day jobs and folks lawfully showing up for their immigration court appearances… It was always a lie.

OK, here is your one-minute primer on the whole concept of "trickle down economics," from the obituary of Fred Smith, the founder of Fedex. I mean, if you still can't see it, I have no hope for you.

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them theonion.com/democra...

The easiest way to explain ranked choice voting is that it's a sandwich order, not a tier list. If I said your choices are turkey, ham, or dogshit, you wouldn't be like "ok my third choice is dogshit", you'd simply omit the shit sandwich.

THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "WHEREWITHAL", AS IN THE MONEY, SKILL, ETC. NEEDED TO GET OR DO SOMETHING. DON CALLIS THINKS HE HAS THE WHEREWITHAL TO BUY HIS FAMILY AND DO WHAT HE WANTS IN AEW! I AIN'T BUYIN' NO FAMILY! CONGLOMERATIN' IS FREE AND WE FIGHT TOGETHER BETTER THAN ANY DON CALLIS FAMILY!

This, more of this; all of this 👇

Bill Burr's Instagram Stories: Dog video, drumming video, endorsement for Mamdani, skit about billionaires Rogan's Stories: Did you know? Did you know in New York the sewer alligators have guns and switchblades but if you mention this to anyone they'll kill you, especially if you are a White man?

Minutes after we published this article, Sean Hannity removed a video from his Instagram account that falsely claimed to show an explosion at the Fordow nuclear facility in Iran. The post had been up since Saturday night and viewed over 5 million times www.wired.com/story/donald...

We have gone from the margin of error to the margin of effort. On the day before the election, we stand on the verge of toppling a political dynasty and winning a city we can afford. But we can only do it with you. zohranfornyc.com/gotv

Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky

HUGE NEWS!!!! A new poll has me within single digits of leading in my race, ahead of FIVE other career politicians. This is incredible! I was a "long shot" in March. Now we’re proving that grassroots campaigns can be viable and win — but I can’t do it without your help.

Russia: "The work was completed on time, the asphalt has been laid, the roadway is open to traffic. This is a good example of the implementation of a national project."

what are you supposed to do when the "good" political party doesn't treat a dozen credible sexual harassment claims as disqualifying for a political candidate. how are you supposed to ignore that

Sam Altman has never had an original thought in his life. He's pure con man, his only real achievement is being in the right place at the right time. i don't hold out tremendous hope but i do think he's been sloppy enough that there's a chance he has an Elizabeth Holmes style ending

They’re going to try to make you feel insane for opposing this war. They’ll ignore protests and downplay any opposition. They’ll try to strongarm you into submission. They did it with Iraq and they’ll do it again. And then a few years later they’ll pretend they were with you all along.

if there are reprisal terrorist attacks in the U.S. they are less likely to backed by Iran than they are to be independent actions by individuals unconnected to any state. think the San Bernardino ISIS shooting this is just how political violence works today, it's nothing specific to this conflict

He just dropped $280,000,000 worth of artillery in a war that’s not ours, but our grandparents have to live on Ramen noodles because America can’t afford Meals on Wheels anymore. Make it make sense.

THE WORD OF THE DAY TODAY IS "BEMUSE", AS IN TO CAUSE SOMEONE TO BE CONFUSED AND OFTEN ALSO SOMEWHAT AMUSED. I LIKE TO BEMUSE MY OPPONENTS BUT LAST NIGHT ON AEW COLLISION DON CALLIS WAS CONFUSED BUT NOT AMUSED WHEN I BROUGHT OUT KOTA IBUSHI TO HELP WHOOP SOME ASSES IN DEFENCE OF KENNY OMEGA!

If Trump wasn’t in the WH he’d be saying this would never have happened under his Presidency and Iran would have made the worlds greatest peace deal with him.

Trump’s attack against Iran is illegal and immoral. And any leader who tells you otherwise is lying to you.

If Democrats truly want to appeal to young men, they should probably start presenting themselves as the party that definitively *won’t* draft you into an illegal war.

Incredible how Cuomo is absolutely DWARFING everyone else in money and spend and yet it’s still close enough that they’re pulling these stops out. They’re scared.

Pretty amazing that a former president will sit quietly as one of his successors orders US troops into American cities and ships innocent people off to concentration camps—but feels compelled to speak up when a fellow HR nightmare is at risk of losing to another member of the same party.

Maybe more people need to take a cue from Adam Ragusea over the last few months. People with larger platforms in comfortable spots outside of the normal news/political sphere using their platforms to talk about all the garbage going on in the US youtu.be/Vdy1Jup1jHA?...

LMAO #AEWCollision

the political lesson everyone should take from Iraq is that you will regret being in favor of this sooner or later and the earlier you were against it the better off you’ll be ignore the media frenzy and stake your position now, it’s the right thing to do and it’s the ambitious thing to do too

They have made the world living hell for no reason whatsoever. People will ask why this happened in a decade and there will be tremendous effort to make it more complicated than “they were evil, stupid, and bored”

A thing people don't remember about 2003 is that "they have WMDs" was the pitch to *high-info* voters. The pitch to low-info voters was "the dastardly muslims attacked us on 9/11 and we have to hit them back by deposing the muslim king saddam hussein who attacked us"

Pardon me but I've seen this one before. Last time it was George W Bush in Iraq. They didn't have weapons of mass destruction then either. $2.9 TRILLION dollars later and we still haven't learned a goddamned thing.

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

sorry i knew i wanted to be a writer since i was six and could physically write and sometimes it's hard and shitty as i work through my ideas and sometimes it's the purest narcotic joy of finding the right words and you want me to involve a lying theft robot? what's wrong with you?