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five john ritters and they star in a meta-reboot called Five's Company and it's non-stop existential crises

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watching someone dump used foot water out of a foot bath: I could have used that to make soup!

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and old lady whose peers are named Hyacinth and Rose and Iris, but her name is Crocus

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baby onesie that says "barely cute"

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walking through the store: "harry potter"... what's that?

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or this guy

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Me to noodles after I dump them in the water

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a book called "Swearing for Kids"

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tim hanks

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dopamine, endorphins, swimmin with the dolphins

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more like poo tooth... connect already!

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chicken drippin'

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My "not clickbait" youtube title has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my youtube title

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

shell script

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Hocus focus by pocus

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Just called a puddle a "pile of water" so that's where my Christmas brain is

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I can feel the copywriter's pain, resisting the temptation to go with see you next tuesday

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What would you rather be caught doing when you think your camera's off on a zoom call - rolling your eyes at the boss or picking your nose

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Brig Brother - it's like big brother except everyone is under house arrest

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

Pressing on motion sensors, waving my hand under buttons... confusing world smh

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

Me on Tuesday when a meeting is moved to Thursday: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me on Thursday: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

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Hiccups... what kind of Andy capp ass bullshit...

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Time to shaboozy on home

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"Okay perfect, I have 53 minutes available today to do this home repair chore" (spends an hour searching for the wood glue) "...fuck"

submitted 155 days ago • 0 comments

Always felt this way about the number 55

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

Haha this is me and Jerry from rick and morty

submitted 156 days ago • 0 comments

googles "dentastix for humans"

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Penguini (new pasta)

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A big sugar and big wreck cover band called Big Shrek

submitted 163 days ago • 1 comment

Mozzarella Gum

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More like Shitbit

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You but saw not her her beauty beast

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When I say jump they say go to hell dad

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

Regular tea = loose leaf Mushroom tea = loose stool

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Online this, individual systems that... why can't two people just sit on a couch and fuck around in a video game together anymore

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A pub called The Petrified Carrot

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Cutting up an old credit card and putting each piece in a different garbage can, like an ancient wizard sending shards of an evil staff to the four corners of the land

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