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unlike you i have the strength to be annoyed by "dominick the donkey" in february. my culture is not your christmas cash-in. its crude honking is not funny. my great-great grandfather had to play it to his monkey every christmas on the accordion on the way to his plumbing job at the pizza factory

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If Fetterman shows up at the Eagles victory parade I call upon all Philadelphians to descend upon him Lilliput style and secure him to the ground then run in and out of his ears and throw glitter around inside his giant head

submitted 19 days ago • 77 comments

My daughter is staying with Nan Nan for a few days and I am having the time of my life leaving burning candles, boxcutters, and alcohol just willy-nilly about the home.

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My first one a few weeks ago was just born out of a million other things going wrong earlier that day, this one was just because fuck them, but I think shouting at people who park in the pickup only spots at the grocery store to shame them to the 5 other people out there is going to be my new thing.

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schrödinger: handing his daughter a box at christmas open it honey daughter: already crying daddy please no

submitted 75 days ago • 38 comments

I'm the kind of dope who accidentally orders the wrong kind of #weed at the #dispensary and then needs to order a whole new kind of #apparatus before he can #partake

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

I'm 900 and 99 thou short of a mill

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Scene in the confession booth got an out loud laugh from me. Loving #indianajones #greatcircle so far. A few annoying things but mostly I just want to keep playing.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

If he didn't want to be shot he shouldn't have been wearing non bulletproof clothing out in public like that.

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If we ever meet in real life I'm going to be super annoying talking to you about how biphasic sleep is very cool and great. It's not just a cover for insomnia at all. #fourthirtyAM

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Puka is fucking absurd

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

What a buttugly win but It's still a win. Keep chasing the #lions. #GoBirds #flyeaglesfly

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I love that we don't need our incredible WR1 and WR2 to beat you but they're still there if we need them #flyeaglesfly

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Give it to Saquon, they're not stacking the box. Throws to AJ for an easy first Okay, that works too. #flyeaglesfly

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

God, seeing #jalenhurts aggressively slide like that makes me so excited. Maybe he's finally figured out how not to get destroyed. #flyeaglesfly

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

I'm definitely doing my part by winning but I need one of the guys ahead of me in standing to lose and for me to outgain them in points by +10 or +30, respectively. Today is stressful.

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CJGJ! I still think you're a dick for the things you said in the offseason but I'm glad you're on the team now! #flyeaglesfly

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zach baun my moon and my stars

submitted 78 days ago • 3 comments

Jerry #Jeudy puts up numbers with literally anyone but serial sexual assault artist Deshaun Watson as his QB. ANYONE. #Browns #nfl

submitted 78 days ago • 2 comments

So I'm a 41 year old suburban white guy with a lot of anger and mental health issues Billy Danze speaks to my soul (So?) Fuck you Your Honor! Check my persona! I'm strong enough for Old Gold and marijuana! I'ma do what I wanna, quiet as kept (Raise hell!) Till I was tired of stress, yes lord!

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Holy flurking schnidt what a dbag.

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good morning, gameday morning. go birds.

submitted 78 days ago • 20 comments

could you imagine if they struck oil at ground zero and all the mourners started jumping around like cowboys. My god i want some of that oil

submitted 79 days ago • 79 comments

One of the ways I knew I was truly middle-aged was when I started having to put calcium supplements into my Harvey Wallbangers so the OJ wouldn't wreak havoc on my GERD.

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“My constituents & I felt it was very important, in order to keep with the constitutional principle that government should not give preference to one religion, to see equal representation among faiths in front of the State House,” said state Rep Ellen Read www.concordmonitor.com/satanic-temp...

submitted 78 days ago • 3 comments

Last night in bed my wife said I cracked my knuckles so much it was "gross" and "upsetting". 11 years married and the spark is still there

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

My 3 year old daughter is loving her Advent calendar but it's really lasting to some uncomfortable questions about Santa I didn't want to deal with yet

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