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captain-mj.bsky.social
Homeless and living in a fantasy world https://gofund.me/0aae0b56
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Friends that can never share a proper conversation, but know each other better than anyone else anyway

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The day we developed options for cars was the day we fell into capitalism

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Protect the innocent, devour the guilty

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If i find out someone i was working with used ai to learn everything, I’d immediately find a different person to work with.

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Phoenix was trained to land on White House before setting itself on fire. What will criminals think of next

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Everyone envisions themself as the Chad but some of y’all are not Chad. You are a wojack

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Endlessly reminded i need to read more

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Some days i wish we’d actually start rioting and not stop until things really do improve. I’d settle for Mario

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Another protest to the inhumane breeding of “griffins” That are not cats and birds of prey, compared to puppy mills

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The biggest problem with most of you is you think Kendrick Lamar is your revolutionary friend. Luigi Mangione is your revolutionary friend.

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The Phoenix has appeared in the sun, sharing her light. Color appeared in the sky to replace the black ink of no stars. With each flutter of the sun’s wings, rays of soft light fill the world until it cradles us all. Dawn came up.

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you be acting so cute, knowing you a whole criminal (My wife has never done anything wrong in her life.)

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WOOOOOOOW WOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Going out with my wife for Valentine’s Day don’t wait up <3

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Working every day except the two holy days just like we’ve been doing since the Dawn of time (we used to farm and hang out and raise livestock and i listen to customers bitch about Internet)

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The pond is filled with red blooms

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#Nixies protest building of local mall stating it’ll damage their pond. #CEO tells them to go to a different one, not understanding that will kill them. More at 5

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A wolf walks up to a farmdog and they have a cup of tea. They ask each other their reasons. They enjoy their time. Next day they kill each other because the wolf has to feed his family and the dog doesn’t want to lose a sheep. Crazy world

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I want nothing more than to make #drafts on here please may the blue sky rain down on me the ability to make drafts

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Wtf is iambic pentameter and why does it have to do with feet

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I tried a clarifying shampoo and I’ve never had my hair feel so ~clean~

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I know Amazon isn’t great but they have mychoice (generic plan b) for 50% off right now

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Sacrifice my soul to a demon for a little more cash and a cat

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#poetry My wife laughs with day Our legs remain tangled up The curtain spills light down

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We need more black audiobook narrators, especially for black authors.

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I can’t wait for when i #publish my #book and people see it and they read it and they like it and i become an #author and then i meet the President (not Trump, a better, cooler president, maybe Obama?)

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The world outside is very gray today. The sky painters did a mid job.

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I welcome the sun but I’m fashionably late so the sun is already half way up and looks really awkward

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Writing a #poem every day I’m #homeless until i get into a place ✌️

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Baby animals are so magical, truly bringing a bit of whimsy into the world simply by existing

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You just didn’t understand the story like i did, i loved it <3

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My wife summing up out late night chats <3

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Writing a #poem every day I’m #homeless until i get into a place ✌️

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I started writing #poetry and i love words and formatting and also having none of it make sense <3

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So when aliens come and invade do y’all think they’d accept gay marriage?

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The soil the soil the soil have you dug your hands in it recently?

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I apologize for the egg <3

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Neil Armstrong pet the moon cat btw

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The moon cat will wake up soon and what will we have to say to her? She told us to be kind

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Emily: You know, my daughter prefers taller women Sloane, 5’9 but still one of the shortest there: It appears she’s made an exception! #writing #writingsky

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A mother sea otter settles her baby to sleep 📹 Tammy Ascher

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Btw we’re homeless and have a gofundme if anyone wants to help us not live in a hotel and also maybe replace our car now! gofund.me/0aae0b56

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Angel meat has yet another recall, when will we acknowledge they’re practically inedible?

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