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captainbubbles.bsky.social
Famed robotic pirate captain who swallowed too much dish soap.
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White people say the darnedest things.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

I think we as a nation are, finally, ready to talk about Bruno.

submitted 85 days ago • 108 comments

@reckless.bsky.social Apple vs DALL-E3 “Zebra of many colors with anatomical incorrectness that represents how I’m feeling right now”

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

The best use of AI would be replacing Donald Trump with Patrick Stewart in Home Alone 2. And everything else.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

It’s 11am on a Saturday. I have received 43 work emails this morning. Y’all need to fucking chill.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

@mkbhd.com @davidimel.com @andrewmanganelli.bsky.social Can I get y’all’s Spotify Wrapped playlists? If the music on the channel is any indication, I’m expecting real bangers.

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

Does becoming a parent make you worse at driving? School zones are unhinged in an un-fun way.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but… There are thousands of randomly generated license plates in the world with “W.A.P.” on them.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments