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My name is Biscuit Echo Brændgård and I pulled 12 G’s on the flip flap railway (they, them) https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/captainbuzzface/breakfast-at-the-serenity-hotel-and-suites
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Man cave ❌ She shed ❌ Goon cave ✔️✔️✔️

Cumbather

Back in the goon cave again

The what he what would he what he what what is what he is what

jerking off in a foxhole call that tug o war

Some people only find New Vegas fans annoying only because they objectively have the best 3D fallout and are mad about it

I’m about to say something aggressively controversial. Starfield was fine. It was just ok.

Maybe I’m a furry

Life is so complicated but honestly I probably just need to be spit on

Shoegays

This app is so America centric. Like don’t you know I’m having a euro experience right now?

Try your best not to put contemporary things in your writing

What part of Jumblong the galaxy devourer don’t you understand?

Hopped up on two white monsters and rewriting moby dick to have zombies in it this time

who up binging their bong

I’m kinda living the dream right now

I hope this hurts

Horny today, horny tomorrow, horny forever…

Butts are nice. I like butts. Show me more butts

The vibrations of this establishment are particularly uncouth.

Son of a goddam bingo, I’m hopped up on advil duderonomy

I don’t give a fuck about taxes

Dongis

ACAB spotted in Pittsburgh

Throwing a crowbar down a black mesa hallway just to feel something

Party in the back, front toward enemy.

What the fuck is a bean someone please show me I’m woefully low on protein

I’ve had 3 hours of sleep and I’m feelin like jazz baby

Slonkin that shit Bennett Foddy style

Uh oh here they come. The piss goblin

Waiting for a train, going super saiyan through the use of YouTube tutorials

I walked 8 miles today and this is my way of coping

Fuckin snortin borax off of a statue of Lenin

What did the car man do this time?

Smokin on the Todd Howard, plumbing the depths of daggerfall

Getting choked is an art form and I’m Da Vinci

Slurped on the logan airport jungle juice til my eyes blew up

Listen to my album or I will be relegated to the cuck chair for another night

I have no balls and I must cum

Whoever the fuck Merriam Webster is can suck my gock

Sharper image? I hardly know ‘er

What the fuck is a cowboy

I’m gonna go to a party and just be super cool like the whole time

I’m covered in bruises and it’s the best aesthetic honestly

I am nothing but chemicals

Big ol boppy benis

Fear me for I am the piss demon

Givin a HJ on a ship. Call that a tugboat

Trudge Trudy