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“In the Fyres of Struggle let us bake New Men, who Will Notte heed the Old Lies.” A dude in circumstances who does things. He/him
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BLACK DYNAMITE was such a silly movie that was so smart in how it decided to be silly

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav- Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos* Millennials: no wait The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*

submitted 18 hours ago • 36 comments

Writing about 9/11 and thr commencement of the GWoT when you were five at the time is goober shit. It's one thing to write about it historically with sources and research but to do a thinkpiece where you claim it as lived experience is bananas you didn't fully comprehend what was happening

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

There are all these YT videos of "sounds to make your cat come to you" and old man Cheese doesn't give two shits but Miss Pita falls for EVERY SINGLE ONE and it's hilarious

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Omg I read the Gizmodo article on SpaceX's latest splosion and evidently Musk said it suggests some doohickey caused it (I'm not a rocket scientist but neither is he) which if true would be a first bro is literally bragging his company is pioneering new ways to explode and kill astronauts

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Manga update: I'm going through Delicious in Dungeon, Magus of the Library, and The Ancient Magus' Bride concurrently and The Ancient Magus' Bride is by far and away the series I like the most

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

New video. I fucking love this channel.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

I almost just typed in a Teams message for work back back back again and realized I'm probably the only person in my department who has watched Drag Race

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Speaking to my age but the two albums absolutely everyone had were The Score and Jagged Little Pill

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I'm just too depressed by the world to fuck with video games rn

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I've had people on this app tell me Israel is not aware of this despite deliberately playing up biblical connections with their tourism industry.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

i love when rich new yorkers are like “tax me too much and ill leave.” no they won’t. new yorkers are obsessed with new york, especially wealthy new yorkers. where else can they feel like the emperor in his glittering imperial core? indianapolis? be serious

submitted 1 day ago • 119 comments

While managing GS stores from 2010 to 2014 this was a pretty common practice: if any limited edition or CEs weren't bought after enough time we were just told to pull the games and sell them pre-owned while throwing out everything else. I took home a lot of shit from that practice.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I could work but I could also think about how I sent Nintendo Power entries into their monthly contests every issue for years and years and never won and that's what Jokerized me

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

happy anniversary to the time my girlfriend @webway.bsky.social threw a coke at nigel farage, chased him into a pub bathroom & ended up in the daily mail over it

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

I woke up at 4 and just read manga for three hours before actually getting up

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"Imperial Gift" cigarettes (1930s), given as a gift from the Japanese Emperor. It has a 16-petal gold foil imperial chrysanthemum on each cigarette. There is an etiquette to smoking these, the chrysanthemum must face the sky and be smoked in whole. youtu.be/QVRhAVBvfUs

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm

submitted 1 day ago • 53 comments

Look at how Tucker Carlson apologized to Trump over getting Ted Cruz to show his ass or how Steve Bannon did a 180. He's not wrong, there is no independent thought in the GOP just a cult of personality

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