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America is cooked

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I'm trying to enjoy Alien: Covenant but my god these people are so fucking stupid. All of this could have been avoided if they just wore a helmet on this ALIEN planet instead of huffing ALIEN spores from this ALIEN fungus, jesus christ.

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Holy fuck, what year are we in? The hell are '"ego shooting" video games'?

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Never forget what they took from us

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Predator: Killer of Killers is a lot of fun. They've finally understood it's an easily repeatable but solid concept; just have a Predator fight warriors from different historical periods, then sprinkle in some lore and background on the Predators themselves. Good times. Gimme more pls 👌

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Using your 'oh, and one more thing' to announce the next Call of Duty is actual anti-hype. Like, it actually looked kinda interesting until he turned into gun man and the title appeared.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Noooooo, take more ket, crash out, get messy, I was enjoying this! 😫

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I love my cat just kinda faceplants when she sleeps, like she's had a really rough day of doing fuck all and is wiped out

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

She knows what you did...

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

This is the wettest that water has ever been

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Bit different to usual Warhammer stuff, but I painted up this sculpt for a friend's 40th bday present. First time working with larger scale. Dredds steely gaze saw me through the process though, very happy with how he turned out 💪 #miniaturepainting

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

AI this. AI that. A I'm sick of this shit.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Just going to call these done. I'm mostly happy with them, probably should've gone a bit simpler with the scheme so I could spend more time getting the highlights and details more refined, but I wanna paint my skeletons! 💀 #warhammer #warhammercommunity #ageofsigmar #soulblightgravelords

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

These are taking me sooooooo long but I refuse to let the brain goblins defeat me and move onto different models before these are done; it happens too often and just leaves a wake of unfinished models I never return to. No more! #warhammercommunity #warhammer #ageofsigmar #soulblightgravelords

submitted 31 days ago • 2 comments

Still chipping away at my Blood Knights, finally started on the banner! 💪 #warhammer #ageofsigmar #soulblightgravelords

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

I hate being correct on things. Starmer is a gormless idiot thinking he can win Reform votes by parroting their policies. All lining up for Farage PM and Trump 3rd term in the next 4 years. UK will just become a vassal state for the US with Farage as their mouthpiece. Andor is really good at least.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I know I'm getting older because I've started shopping at Waitrose because 'it's quieter'

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A new Eldar book? By a great author? And it's Eldar pirates vs Ork pirates? The Farseers could not have forseen this hype

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Just love that there's a disease in Oblivion called 'Brain Rot' and it drains your intelligence

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

I love Skyrim, but I prefer the more grounded banality of the Oblivion guilds. The Companions almost immediately give you werewolf powers for doing fuck all really. Meanwhile, The Fighters Guild has you kill some rats and reign in drunkards because you're a bottom rung nobody. Just feels real

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

You’re telling me that right wing voters that Labour was trying to appeal to voted for a right wing party anyway and left wing voters decided not to vote for Labour because they’re too right wing now? Who could have possibly predicted this.

submitted 44 days ago • 235 comments

Tbh, if the UK public gets duped by Farage twice in a single decade, first Brexit, now Reform, we deserve to turn into a fascist shite country. Starmer is so braindead his response will probably be to cut even more benefits, or lay sea mines in the Channel. At least it's BBQ crash out weather ☀️👍

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Baby

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It's been 20 years since I first played ES4 and I still don't know how to pronounce 'cuirass', my brain always says 'queer ass' and I refuse to believe it's anything else

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

Really enjoying Oblivion, the small tweaks to combat and the levelling system make it so much smoother. Enemies not being complete damage sponges and scaling like mad is also a blessing 🙌

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Oblivion has already crashed for me once, WE ARE SO BACK

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Me if the Oblivion remaster is amazing: "Awww, hell yeah!" Me if the Oblivion remaster sucks: "Awww, hell yeah!"

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Trust the process trust the process trust the process trust the process... #warhammer #ageofsigmar #soulblightgravelords

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Very whelmed on Marathon, looks like a super safe AAA shooter, so, boring? Bungie gunplay and movement prob feels nice but can't see myself paying money to play it. Honestly the last time I felt I got my moneys worth in a AAA game was Space Marine 2. Campaign, Multiplayer, Co-op. Whole shebang.

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

This is extra funny if you read this in Saul Goodmans voice. Man really trying to sell America to people like it's a used car dealership

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

🎶 My bluebells bring all the bugs to the yard... 🎶🐞

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

Think I'm calling this one done! Lovely model to paint, nice and simple, not overwhelmed with details. Finally got to use one of the 3d printed bases I got from my FLGS as well, very happy! 🧛‍♂️ #warhammer #warhammercommunity #ageofsigmar #soulblightgravelords

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

I like everything about the Switch 2, and £400 for the console itself isn't thaaat awful on reflection. But boi, £75 for games that basically never go on sale is a big ask, my stingy ass already clenches hard at £65 for new games, £75 breaks me

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On to the Vampire Lord, airbrush plus highlights activates the good chemicals in my brain 🧠 #warhammercommunity #warhammer #ageofsigmar

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Finished a unit of skelebois, first models I've painted in quite a few months so I'm pretty happy with how they turned out 💀👌 #warhammercommunity #warhammer #ageofsigmar

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Finally an Admech killteam! A bit sad they just kinda shoved the Technoarchaeologist in there to shift his model, but the new Underseer and servitors make up for it. Love me some lobotomites! Interested to see what 40k rules they get 🤖 #warhammer #warhammercommunity #admech

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Warhammer reveals were a mixed bag and I'm infinitely sad for Grey Knignt players, but my god Grand Cathay look incredible. LOOK AT THIS. THIS DRAGON IS SERVING CUNT SO HARD. #warhammer

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