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captaindisillusion.bsky.social
Videos. Educational? Not really. Funny? Eh. youtube.com/@captaindisillusion patreon.com/captaindisillusion
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SILENCE!

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Everyone stop, I'm trying to write.

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

I think it's not THAT weird to sometimes confuse the name for Pandas and Koalas. Like, if you were gonna mix up two creature terms, those are reasonable. And it def DOESN'T require every person within earshot to rotate their head all the way at me and emit the Invasion of the Body Snatchers screech.

submitted 3 days ago • 18 comments

Pre-tired for the day.

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

- There goes old Transporter Pattern Buffer Error Joe. How's it going, Joe? - [gurgling hiss from countless misshapen orifices]

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years

submitted 151 days ago • 92 comments

"aNiMaTiOn iN 1995 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥"

submitted 8 days ago • 8 comments

Whenever someone illustrates a point with an analogy, make sure to reply with interesting facts about the thing in the analogy. They’ll love it!

submitted 9 days ago • 10 comments

Why do camera lens reviews always mention the number of iris blades? ALL modern lenses have lots of blades & smooth bokeh. That's like a car review highlighting that the car's wheels are very round.

submitted 9 days ago • 23 comments

Her ons ar e impo r t a nt Oops, sorry, my spacebar’s being weird

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

Tonight I'm doing a Patreon BTS livestream about the latest video! Breaking down the VFX, roasting my own mistakes, exploring the controversy of the Lenna test image... STARTS AT 5PM ET! www.patreon.com/posts/130937...

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

“What did I just come in here for?…”

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

No. This thought is not Bluesky-ready.

submitted 14 days ago • 23 comments

some would say I talk about it too much (mega show notes from our Lens Flares episode are here: fxrant.blogspot.com/2025/06/mega...)

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

@tvaziri.com Why am I only finding out about the existence of Lighter Darker podcast now?! www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwM6...

submitted 15 days ago • 3 comments

😔

submitted 16 days ago • 8 comments

I tried to make the Patreon stream thumbnail look like one of those AI thumbnails, but in-camera.

submitted 16 days ago • 9 comments

sinking utterly down to the bottom of the sea

submitted 18 days ago • 5 comments

I see all these YT thumbnails that are ordinary fare - person in front of the content - but it's all caked with an AI look. Is that what the "AI generated" option in the video details page does?

submitted 18 days ago • 8 comments

Kudos to the bird that managed to shit an image of itself onto this bloke's car.

submitted 19 days ago • 452 comments

Fun! And accurate.

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

This song is an absolute banger and has the perfect video and I don’t think enough people know about it. So: you’re welcome. youtu.be/Uu_kBTbbulQ?...

submitted 22 days ago • 49 comments

Borsch. Bouillon. Battlestar Galactica.

submitted 22 days ago • 10 comments

Oh Adobe, you're only raising the price of my subscription by $100? But you did $100 last year. I demand you DOUBLE the price to keep up with the economy. Not doing so is simply irresponsible to the shareholders. TRIPLE THE PRICE NOW OR I UNSUBSCRIBE.

submitted 24 days ago • 36 comments

Every Frame a [Digital Matte] Painting

submitted 24 days ago • 5 comments

Antonym: Pervegeezer

submitted 30 days ago • 13 comments

New cloak power distro node finally arrived, not a moment too soon. Bless those hardworking Daeglaxians and their nimble anterior tentacles.

submitted 30 days ago • 4 comments

Huh, I've never noticed Blender's explode modifier before. Handy.

submitted 30 days ago • 18 comments

Fellow graduate of the Royal Tampa Academy of Dramatic Tricks 🎭

submitted 31 days ago • 2 comments

NEW VIDEO! www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDLx...

submitted 32 days ago • 22 comments

submitted 33 days ago • 5 comments

10 seconds after @geraldundone.bsky.social steps out of the building 🛠️🧹✨

submitted 33 days ago • 4 comments