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I mean, if you voted for trump because you thought he would expand or at least protect VA benefits, that’s on you. Only one candidate consistently talked about caring for our veterans, and it wasn’t the one who called them “losers and suckers “

We’ve been blowing the “Gabbard is a foreign asset” horn for years, how is this news? Once again, too little, too late, Bezos Post.

How did we get to the point of “Marco Rubio? Well that’s hot horrible…” I hate this.

Clear skies tonight!

It’s fascinating how many 45 supporters are anxious and edgy right now. The rest of us are too, but they should be happy and they’re not. I think they know what they did. They know who they elected, and they’re scared.

Who is reviewing these plays? I didn’t see irrefutable evidence that the ball moved, yet they overturned the call?

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Pip says the weekend is too short…

Lol Troy Aikman just “back in may day’d” Joe Buck when talking about 1000 yard rushers playing 17 games.

Is it me, or has there been a lot of injured kickers this year?

May the best thing that happened to you this year be the worst thing to happen to you next year. ~An Irish New Year Wish

The Chez Gordone’s ultimate breakfast burrito

TFW you lose a pro-bowl skill-position player in a meaningless game right before the playoffs. I feel for Baltimore fans.

Ranger says Happy Caturday!

We quote “The Office” in my house so often that my 13 year old, who’s never seen the show, just asked (after a spider in the corner went missing) “Large Spider, have you seen my cell-phone device?”

Cybertruck: “I’m ugly enough, I’m overpriced enough, and doggone it, people hate me!”

In our house, “pregaming” is rinsing the coffee mug with hot water before pouring coffee to keep it hot longer.

I don’t know If this is the time or the place, but here goes: Just finished rewatching How I Met Your Mother and holy hell they spent 9 seasons building a wonderful show and in the last 90 seconds they utterly destroyed it. Can we get the cast back together to give us a new ending?

The Chiefs are the best 6-7 team posing as a 12-1 team I’ve ever seen. The amount of luck they’ve had the season is stupid.

Breaking: The Big 10 and Big 12 conference have petitioned the NCAA to return the former PAC-12 teams to the PAC-12 stating “We wanted their money, we didn’t want to get owned by them.”

“Well, I and everyone else I know is a rapist, so what’s the big deal?” You belong nowhere near any branch of public service you sick SOB

Chip Roy dismisses the Pete Hegseth rape allegation: "We've all had some indiscretions in our past and things like that."

“Trump is a liar” “LIBT&RD!” “Trump lies constantly” “SNOWFLAKE” “He won’t keep his word” “F—- YOUR FEELINGS” … … “He lied to us?”

There’s like 5,584,912 answers to this

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit

In honor of Moscow Mitch returning to his partisan whining about judges, here’s a look back at his role in Men in Black…

Happy Thanksgiving to all and a reminder, one down, 3 to go (until we elect a new president)…

Too bad these policies that caused this are going to end because…well shoot I have no idea why people voted the way they did. Enjoy the last affordable thanksgiving for a while.

Checked in with the old X account today, The Russian propaganda bots are out in full force. I don’t miss that at all.

Does anyone know how much value Twitter has lost since the election?

Every time Musk opens his stupid mouth.

Do not obey in advance. Pass it on.