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Remember, to remind everyone you know affected by the current state of affairs to show up at the midterms when the time comes... a lot of people are terrified to speak out loud right now. But their silence doesn't always mean complacency. To all my activist friends, be safe out there. You're a hero.

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we got heel cena before GTA 6

Final segment at the end of Chamber will go down in history as one of the most iconic for so many reasons. Chamber match was pretty good too. But why on God's green Earth did we give the last Chamber spot to Logan Paul? Why not Finn Balor or Miz or literally any other heel? Like, wtf are we doing?

Cody Rhodes saying "Go fuck yourself!" with Silver Bullet from DMC5 playing because why not #EliminationChamber

Credit where it's due. John Cena could have absolutely cruised through his last year in wrestling, and he earned the right to do it. No one would have faulted him either. Instead, he took a huge step out of his comfort zone to make a moment and someone else. #WWEChamber #WWE #wrestlesky

Canada booing the hell out of the US National Anthem was not what I expected to start out Elimination Chamber... but damn it was certainly appropriate...

Yall ready!? It's time! Let's goooooo! クラーケン www.twitch.tv/captainkrake...

Raw is doing a great job of booking Penta. He may have lost this match but he was still protected and had some amazing spots. Great showing by both Dunne and Kaiser as well though. Go watch this! youtu.be/CQSkRPCXIIY?...

Speaking completely objective here.... last night's Smackdown was kinda mid. I know we can't really build to Mania until after the Chamber but... I dunno, I don't think Rock should have been on the show this time around.

Ima be real... the segment was weird. Like it was missing context so people didn't really understand exactly what was happening. I think even Cody was trying to figure out what the hell Rock was talking about...

Hrrrmmm I get why they did it... still not the best look though...

This came at a weirdly relevant time

I'm exhausted from trying to point out the obvious to people who obviously don't care, are in on it, or are just too mind numbingly stupid to realize they got scammed... Maybe we're giving people too much credit. Maybe we're going about this the wrong way...

Unfortunately no throwback tonight due to technical troubles. BUT we're doing some more Hades 2! Starts at 8 EST! クラーケン www.twitch.tv/captainkrake...

There are some things you don't mix. Wrestling and politics is one of those terrible mixtures. Also, where's Vince? Surely, he'd want to be here to support his wife right? ::sarcasm::

Hate to say it... but I saw this coming since November... The Undertaker has horrible friends...

DiY vs MCMG vs Street Profits in a TLC match? At Mania!? 1,000,000% this would be top tier

Booting up! Come hang out! クラーケン www.twitch.tv/captainkrake...

So excited!

THE MOO! #MarvelRivals #MoonKnight #Funny #Twitch youtube.com/shorts/wrLJP...

This Fast and The Furious reboot SUCKS EGGS.

Couple things... 1. The new set for Raw reminds me of Black and Gold NXT and I LOVE that 2. Give Liv and Iyo a full 1 on 1 match at a PLE with a clean finish... these two cooked on Raw and they have amazing in-ring chemistry youtu.be/HqQ1LrtSkAk?...

Last week's Match of the Week will have to go to Cody Rhodes vs Kevin Owens in their Ladder Match at the #RoyalRumble So much carnage and emotion during this match. If you can, check this match out in its entirety!

Match of the night for Raw last night goes to... CM Punk vs Sami Zayn This was close but the clean finish and the complimenting styles of these two. Incredible. youtu.be/YOdhAKfTO0M?...

....and the fact that this was only month 1 of 48 and we're already facing mass deportations, a plane crash, economic turmoil, and brewing social unrest against the current administration.... you'd think we learned our lesson the first time. Oh well... stay safe out there, yall. Strength and love!

Let your voice be heard. If not for yourself, do it for those who cannot speak.

I know I'm of the minority here... but Jey Uso winning the Rumble was not a terrible decision. Sure I was hoping Punk would finally win the Rumble so he and Rhodes could have it out at Mania because their promos were amazing, but Jey was a swerve victory I genuinely did not expect. I enjoyed it.

Last night's Royal Rumble was a stellar night! No notes! Non-rumble match of the night goes to.... Cody Rhodes vs Kevin Owens - Ladder Match for the Undisputed WWE Championship youtu.be/4MKM53BgNpQ?...

MAGA: Stop buying imported goods. You don't understand basic economics. Ok so, basic economics tells me there will be a higher demand for domestic goods that likely won't go away by the time any of these supposed factories we're making are finished. And a higher demand *checks notes* raises prices.