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(He/Him) Streamer, Tech Guy, DM, Wrestling Enthusiast, LARPer Always hopeful for a better tomorrow Twitch.tv/captainkrakenuwu
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We wish everyone a Happy, Safe, and Joyous Pride Month! You are seen. You are heard. You are loved!

Weekend cant come fast enough

Fight Night Tonight! Get ready for some fun, kids! クラーケン www.twitch.tv/captainkrake...

I used to be terrified of how insignificant humanity is to the universe. Now it gives me a strange bit of comfort I can't really explain...

Over a trillion dollars unaccounted for in the military budget. It's a grift that makes Americans more vulnerable and less healthy.

We throwin it back tonight yall! Can you believe Far Cry 4 is 10 years old? Ok that's enough of an existential crisis... Time to play! クラーケン www.twitch.tv/captainkrake...

Please take a moment to appreciate Nolan Jones' wildly unfortunate trip to first

The administration couldn't even be bothered to confirm that he was alive.... THIS is doing something. This is the type of good natured stuff I want my elected officials doing. Thank you, senator

Easter WrestleMania. Can I tell you about someone who beat the three count

“2 hours until Katy Perry goes to space” - Billionaires shouldn’t exist

Wasn't Tony Khan recently dragged for saying something like this? Either way I agree with both of them. This warfare between fans is just wacky imo.

Ooh gurl it's time! Fight Night Fridays are back! クラーケン www.twitch.tv/captainkrake...

The Swerve/Hangman Page story keeps adding more layers. SO GOOD! #AEWDynamite

“The Death Riders are acting like a bunch of dickriders right now.” - Samoa Joe 😂😂😂😂 #AEWDynamite

Goodnight everyone Jupiter in infrared

Ricochet as a heel is amazing. Speedball is so entertaining in the ring. Mix that with someone as good as Omega? These guys are COOKING

Seeing Adam Cole with a title gives me flashbacks to Black and Gold NXT. What an amazing roster and era of wrestling

NEW TNT CHAMP, BAY BAY!

Bryan Danielson was right to have faith in Daniel Garcia and Wheeler Yuta. Both of these guys are solid in the ring.

Toni Storm is an international treasure

The reason AEW excited me in 2019 is because more good wrestling. The reason why WWE's quality improvement excites me is because more good wrestling. The reason why I hold onto the hope of WWE and AEW both becoming good solid companies is because more good wrestling. I. Love. Wrestling.

These pundits jumping ship... it's like watching a bunch of people from H.Y.D.R.A say "Whoa... Sorry, Cap. I didn't know what Red Skull was about even though he told me all of his plans and I helped him up to this point.... can I be an Avenger now?"

Anyone else have a suspicion that the senators that republican voted against the tariffs strictly because they don't want to lose the midterms.... (This is your reminder to mark your calendars for the midterm election next year)

It'd be one thing if we actually had the manufacturing capabilities to offset the tariffs like the current administration claims we do... but we don't... and we're literally doing tariffs for no reason... this last election was about the economy, right?

2/2 Sometimes we need a little heavy handed messaging when we're faced with a brand of adversity that makes us question everything. I consider it reassurance that I'm not going crazy or that I'm not alone. Whether Humanz is a critically acclaimed album or not is irrelevant. Music speaks to the soul.

1 of 2 One of the albums that has kept me grounded throughout everything has been Humanz from the Gorillaz. I understand people have criticized it for being heavy handed with messaging or for the music being mid or whatever... but I think people forget that music is art and art is expression.

This illegal national security group chat has everything, Houthi bombing plans, JD Vance xenophobia, improper emoji use, the editor of the Atlantic Magazine thinking he got punked, Pete Hegseth day drinking, and MTV’s Dan Cortese.

Don't get me wrong Ubisoft is a AAA developer that makes average AT BEST games. My reasons for disliking the concept of the new Assassin's Creed are my own. But let's not change the narrative here.

"The new Assassin's Creed is woke because it's not historically accurate" Right... I forgot that time in history when the Pope used a magic artifact to rise to power and mind control people. Must have missed that in history. Again, "woke" doesn't mean anything. It's just a nonsense term.

Started a little late but let's go fight for Olympus! クラーケン www.twitch.tv/captainkrake...

You know if my grandfather was saying shit like this, we'd assume he was just getting old and probably have to have someone always around to keep an eye on him. But luckily, my grandfather is sharp as a knife and called this guy a "dumb asshole"... I love my grandparents.

Chad Gable punching the air right now

The term "woke" became a mass produced slang term for right-wing politicians and pundits to excuse racism and bigotry. There is no "quiet part" anymore. The person who sits in the Oval Office cosplaying as a leader is best friends with a man who did a Nazi salute on live TV...

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Need a distraction? Come watch as we run up that hill in #Hades2 クラーケン www.twitch.tv/captainkrake...

It's true. Hogan made a career out of stabbing people in the back and stepping on people to get ahead. Macho Man, Jesse Ventura, Bret Hart, etc. Dude's a joke.

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Couldn't have happened to a nicer company